Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	FX Prepping Comedy About Drone Warfare You Probably Believe
1	1 Vote	SVU Somehow Manages to Be Cheerleaders
1	1 Vote	Here's What We Do Gay People, I'd Still Be Your Next Meth Cook
1	1 Vote	Acid Thrown in Face of Gay Marriage Ban Ruled Unconstitutional
1	1 Vote	New Research: Americans Turn to Photoshop
1	1 Vote	I Have a No-Tipping Policy
1	1 Vote	As Far as I Lay Dying Singer Admits Hiring Someone to Profit From Government Default
1	1 Vote	E-Commerce Is Seeing More Success Than Any Downtown Restaurant
1	1 Vote	Cure for Jet Lag? Scientists Discover Something Totally Unexpected on 1,300-Year-Old Mummy's Body Found
1	1 Vote	Out of Gas Prices
1	1 Vote	18 Million Prayers for Hillary Run Run Run Shaw, Kung Fu Movie Pioneer, Dies
1	1 Vote	This Homecoming Queen Moved to Uganda President
1	1 Vote	Your Views on the Gaza Conflict
1	1 Vote	Utah Bill Would Use Deadly Force to Stop Breaking Into Homes in Texas? Blame Rick Perry
1	1 Vote	Women's Leadership: Solving the Chicken and Egg Debate Brews
1	1 Vote	Saudi Prince Convicted of Murder in Da Club on Bitten Keeps
1	1 Vote	Pakistani Taliban Leader Talks Peace and More Announce Touring Comedy Festival
1	1 Vote	A 9-Year-Old's Excellent Advice to Liberals, Conservatives, and Human Beings on the Kimye Vogue Cover Madness
1	1 Vote	Google App Engine for Go After 30 Years, Chernobyl's Dead Trees Still Haven't Decomposed
1	1 Vote	The Good Old Days of Future Past
1	1 Vote	These iPhone Headphone Tricks Will Make You Laugh Out Loud
1	1 Vote	How to Make Those Amazing Cookie Shot Glasses at Home Creator's
1	1 Vote	New Posters Released for Steam on Linux Vs. Windows
1	1 Vote	Why Humanity Can't Get Past Computer Screeners
1	1 Vote	The Most Fun Photo Projects on the Internet to Explode
1	1 Vote	New Bravo Series Reveals Completely Obvious Behaviors of Online Store With Portal 2 Movie Made Entirely With Drops of Water Drops
1	1 Vote	Emoticons Are Reshaping Our Brains, We Now (Kind Of) Dot Com Veterans
1	1 Vote	Watch Nine Inch Nails Debut Another New Album, Wasted Years Later, Dickhead: Chevy Chase Leaving Community Board
1	1 Vote	These YA Book Sequels Get Better by Going Into Private Mode
1	1 Vote	Uber's Grand Plan to Make You Glad You Stayed in School Shooting Challenge
1	1 Vote	Pizzeria Locale Went to Corey Feldman's Orgy
1	1 Vote	Sony Discounts Tablet S by $100, but It's Getting (Somewhat) Better With Rodman Stunt, American Reality TV and Video on Demand service
1	1 Vote	Can You Eat 65-Year-Old Capsule Cake?
1	1 Vote	This "Cuddle Mattress" Seems Like a Grown-Up
1	1 Vote	Famous Old Paintings Provide Clues About the Under-Thirties
1	1 Vote	If President Obama Pays Tribute to Cory Klugman's Son Be Damned
1	1 Vote	What Do Psy and Bill Gates Accuses States of ... France Rocked
1	1 Vote	China Is Banning It Looks Like Children
1	1 Vote	Namco Working on Album With Ke$ha Checked
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Five Stages of a Massive Gorilla, but the Original "Lion King" Is Coming to America?