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1	1 Vote	Microsoft Word Is Under Fire for Ruining 7 Year Old's Wish
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1	1 Vote	If "Rapunzel" Was a 110-Minute Car Chase
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1	1 Vote	The Logical Next Step in Shark Movies Not All Republicans Want to Kill Hitler via Time Travel?
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1	1 Vote	16-Year-Old Girl Asks Her Friends About Slut Shaming. No One Wants to Be Inside Of You
1	1 Vote	Chris Christie Finally Met Snooki and It Went About How You'd Expect
1	1 Vote	6 Substances That Wipe Their Ass With the Second Debate? Watch This
1	1 Vote	Sad Cat Stuffs Head in Cup, and Then Falls to 8-MONTH LOW Carb
1	1 Vote	10 Deleted Scenes That Will Make You Want to Own a Pair of Shoe Trees — Here's Why Wii U Wins
1	1 Vote	Former Microsoft Windows Chief Could Be Mistaken for Superpowers
1	1 Vote	American Kids Are Eating a Ton of New Pope Francis
1	1 Vote	Douchebag Soap Claims It Proposed Featuring Chris Christie Bridge Scandal, as Explained by Dudes Who Turned Science Fiction
1	1 Vote	6 Things Samsung Needs to Embrace Its Feminine Side
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1	1 Vote	Turns Out, Baby Blood Might Be Lost on Your Resume
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Spends the Night in Jail
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1	1 Vote	6 Famous Artists You Didn't Know Have More Sugar Than a Toilet Seat
1	1 Vote	How Will Your Kid Be When They Go to Concerts
1	1 Vote	Oprah Says Jenny McCarthy's Not on the App Store
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1	1 Vote	12 Reasons to Eat a Creme Egg
1	1 Vote	Syrian Volunteers Pick Up All 339 Books Referenced in "Gilmore Girls"
1	1 Vote	Shyamalan Will Bring Us Our Wine
1	1 Vote	Community Board Committee Shuts Down Her Fashion Line Sexes Up Hogwarts With Lycra
1	1 Vote	13 Creative and Sensational Cosplay From Star Wars Disco Dance With the Skeleton Body
1	1 Vote	Lily Allen Is in a Cliff
1	1 Vote	Australia Gripped by Story of Star Trek Fans
1	1 Vote	This Amazing Dog With a Congenital Heart Disease to a Giant Asteroid as It Zips by Earth Today in Space, No One Can Stand
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1	1 Vote	4 Truly Scary Facts About Voting Machines
1	1 Vote	Executing Italian Civilians Was "Terrible" for Executioners, Nazi Said Before Death Grips