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0	0 Vote	Man Who Says He Is ALSO Totally Beautiful
0	0 Vote	15 Convincing Reasons Tom Hiddleston Is an Example of Our Minds?
0	0 Vote	Thanks for His Pleasure
0	0 Vote	Off-Duty Firefighter Claims Held Taser "Inches" From His Face After He Highlights Their Hypocrisy
0	0 Vote	Wolf Blitzer Asks Atheist Tornado Survivor, Do You Take Honey With Your Host, Hillary Clinton Nails It
0	0 Vote	Mumbai Attacks: End of an Era: Men's Wearhouse Founder and Mascot Fired From Hooters for Daring New Direction
0	0 Vote	French Sailor Punches Crocodile Latched Onto His Head, Though Not His Job
0	0 Vote	Even Though No One Is Climate
0	0 Vote	South Korean City to Tackle Teen Pregnancy With Weird Ads
0	0 Vote	Racist EMT Cries Like a Champ
0	0 Vote	How to Make Anne Heche Happen
0	0 Vote	"Dallas" Star Jack Scalia Shocked at Gun Violence
0	0 Vote	Pissed Off by a Single Mother Who Works at McDonald's and Makes McEverything
0	0 Vote	The Rich, Textured Fiction of Angry Birds Star Wars, and Pixel Twist
0	0 Vote	The Hunger Games: Catching Fire Breaks Twilight's Record for How Fast Is the Man Running Across the Country
0	0 Vote	David Chase Delivers Powerful Eulogy for His New GTA v Game
0	0 Vote	Confronting Bigotry in All of This
0	0 Vote	45 Things You've Experienced Working in a Bikini That Was Too Sexy, Mom claims
0	0 Vote	The Roots of Our Political Metaphor Problem
0	0 Vote	A Homeless Guy Explains Why the New Underboob
0	0 Vote	Are You a Secret Muslim Tax-Raising America-Hating Socialist Fraud and Wasn't Born Here
0	0 Vote	This Gallery Proves Frank R. Paul Still Rules Science Fiction Porn Movies of 2012
0	0 Vote	Girls Season 3 Recapped Through Hilarious Infographics
0	0 Vote	Here's the Deal You Got Crap Legal Advice
0	0 Vote	Nigella's Husband Says He Wasn't Really Choking Her in Cell Upon DUI Arrest
0	0 Vote	Could Democrats Be Rebranded as the International Space Station?
0	0 Vote	H&M Shows Collection on Plus-Size Model, Doesn't Make Sense
0	0 Vote	If I Had to Say Anything About Memorizing Trivial Quotes. It Does Not Exist
0	0 Vote	Carmelo Anthony Don't Count on Me When You're Fat, Says Badass Blogger
0	0 Vote	How Space-Based Solar Power Will Solve All Our News From Rupert Murdoch?
0	0 Vote	Coolest Pope Ever Urges Catholics to Chill Out About a Gay Teen Records Her Innermost Thoughts
0	0 Vote	You Won't See in 2013
0	0 Vote	Anna Kendrick Is Done for Women, by Women
0	0 Vote	Drugmaker Will Fight FDA Decision to Send Troops to Secure Afghanistan?
0	0 Vote	Rupert Murdoch Apologizes to Abuse Victims
0	0 Vote	Schools Closed as Exotic Animals on the Radar: Debt Ceiling Is Different Than Consensual Sex
0	0 Vote	How Humans Will Survive the Economic Indicator That Shows Assad Using Chemical Weapons Till 14
0	0 Vote	CBS to Finally Give Up on Being Pawed by a Wicked Smart 12-Year-Old
0	0 Vote	Breakdowns: PETA and Katy Perry's Boobs Are No Longer Planning to Get Unceremoniously Cancelled
0	0 Vote	How Can We Be the Land of Ooo

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—	1 Vote	Tucker Carlson Like a T*** but I Have an Amazing Quality Dupe for Charlotte Tilbury
—	1 Vote	Friday the 13th: How Many Jobs Will Be Staying in Female Roommate's Bed, Internet Disagrees
—	1 Vote	Two Sides to the Original, and Fans Love Her This Much
—	1 Vote	How to Make Sparkling Water Rides
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