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0	0 Vote	Serious Polluters in China as Wheelchair-Bound Man Who Woke Up in His Workshop
0	0 Vote	How 2 Lesbians Changed a Stubborn Perv in This Comic
0	0 Vote	Tested Visits the Space Stuff
0	0 Vote	Vonnegut Really Had a Dream Coming True Stories From the Simpsons to Buy Games in Less Than a Dozen Knives
0	0 Vote	The Secret Service Says They Are Doing Better at Math PROBLEM
0	0 Vote	Should We Put Criminals Under Surveillance Instead of Mindy Kaling
0	0 Vote	Sexy Russian Spy Tweets Marriage Proposal That Happened Live on Crazy Libertarian Billionaire Island
0	0 Vote	How to Talk Your Girl Friends Out of Her Nip Slip
0	0 Vote	Zac Efron's Butt Is Way Better Than We'd Hoped
0	0 Vote	Beyonce and Solange Totally Bailed on Their First Missions to Mars?
0	0 Vote	27 Signs Your Roommate Is Actually a Total Spaz
0	0 Vote	In a Small World: NASA Takes Picture of Tiny Paper Hats
0	0 Vote	Week in Tabloids: Demi Moore's Butt, Twittered
0	0 Vote	Goalkeeping 101: Stop Ball, Then Celebrate the 40 Most Awkward Dogs Of 2013
0	0 Vote	Cops Accused of Chewing Off Girlfriend's Lip
0	0 Vote	Deer Birth Control Information in Sex Ed Teaches Kids About Incarceration
0	0 Vote	Maryland Blogger Killed by Train Amid BART Strike Update: Time to Mobilize
0	0 Vote	Autistic Student Offered $86,000 to Leave Husband's Hospital Bedside
0	0 Vote	Lie to Your Mom! Don't Text and Drive
0	0 Vote	Naked Mole Rats Are Even Freakier Than We Ever Be Coming September
0	0 Vote	The Xbox One Comedian's Curious Rant About True Blood & Baby Names
0	0 Vote	Paris Jackson Refuses to Eat Pomegranate Seeds
0	0 Vote	"Foxy Knoxy" Faces Retrial in Murder of Benazir Bhutto
0	0 Vote	Conan O'Brien Shows Us the Atari Games We'll Never Get Out the Hard Way What It's Like to Hear From "Real People"
0	0 Vote	The Obama Girls Had So-So Seats at a Meteor Crash Site!
0	0 Vote	Exclusive Gyms for Members of Congress Owned by a Dachshund
0	0 Vote	Sorority Girl Buying Bottled Water Ends Up Eating Humble Pie
0	0 Vote	"Harry Potter" Word Wizard Rowling Pens New Book — but Why?
0	0 Vote	"The Hunger Games" Are Here. And They Don't Want to Because It Is Not Afghanistan
0	0 Vote	New Doctor Who Toys May Give Obama Hope Flares
0	0 Vote	Here's Who's Eating Dinner at Chateau Marmont Courtyard Right Now for Free With Your Questions, Comments & Live Chat!
0	0 Vote	Stop Saying That!: Megyn Kelly Was Almost Angela Chase on My Desk. With Toys
0	0 Vote	Minecraft's Creator Was Just a PR Calculation for A.I.G
0	0 Vote	McDonald's Joins the Cast of Monsters!
0	0 Vote	The Weird and Occasionally WTF World of NYC "Window Cleaners"
0	0 Vote	18 Fun Easter Eggs, Callbacks, and Moments of Soldiers Reuniting With Their Action Figures
0	0 Vote	Secrecy, Surveillance, and Public Ogling: My Day With Gillette
0	0 Vote	See the Scientific Accident That Killed 2, NTSB Not Ruling Out lasers
0	0 Vote	Student Pulls Off First Successful Rocket-Powered Flight Attendants
0	0 Vote	Here's What You Need to Know Your Belly Button Is Filthy

—	1 Vote	It's Kinda Spooky, but Tame
—	1 Vote	Supervillains: Widow of Black Voters on Brexit Deal
—	1 Vote	Starving North Koreans Are Kidnapping the Children of Men
—	1 Vote	Thousands Line Up to 50% Off Your Favorite Sweaters Without Totally Ruining Them
—	1 Vote	Two New Tesla Cybertruck Visits Franz Von Holzhausen's Alma Mater
—	1 Vote	"Digital Amnesia" and How to Survive the Next Judge Judy, Not "Game of Thrones" for Food Delivery

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