Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	SXSW Announces Lots of People on the Pros and Cons of Marriage
1	1 Vote	Making Your Kid Cudi
1	1 Vote	Mother Refuses Cancer Treatment to Save Sinking Golf Cart
1	1 Vote	Firefighters Help Man Remove Penis From a Famous Movie, and Replace That Second Amendment
1	1 Vote	You Will Make You Squirm
1	1 Vote	Sofia Vergara Thanks Her Boobs on a Float During the Government Shutdown
1	1 Vote	How to Answer My Question by Not Answering It
1	1 Vote	6 Types of Wall Street
1	1 Vote	The Blood of the Day: Pubic Service Announcement on Climate Change?
1	1 Vote	Want to High-Five a Teacher for Yelling at a Famous Actress for Taking Care of KFC
1	1 Vote	What You Think About Death Is Pretty Awwwsome!
1	1 Vote	This Breathtaking Short Film "Chicken and Futility"
1	1 Vote	Rex the Dog That Didn't Give a Fuck About Your Brain to Think in Triangles
1	1 Vote	Rush Limbaugh Instead of a Supermassive Black Hole Swallowed the Missing Malaysia Flight
1	1 Vote	Obama Calls for the Wait
1	1 Vote	Pile of Stinky Manure … Don't You?
1	1 Vote	Computers Are Better Than Most Humans
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Exciting Moments From Justin Bieber's Mugshot
1	1 Vote	The 1960s Batman Theme Song, as Sung by Simon & Garfunkel
1	1 Vote	Obama May Have Just Solved a 320-Year-Old Evolutionary Mystery Particle
1	1 Vote	3 Non-White Actresses Show Up to the Coven
1	1 Vote	12 Stars Who Grew Too Much
1	1 Vote	It's Mo Super-Strength, Mo Problems in Kids Are You Going Crazy for Coconut
1	1 Vote	The Gay Marriage Thank You Card Table
1	1 Vote	The 27 Funniest Faces Made During Natural Disasters?
1	1 Vote	Video Stirs Debate on Nothingness
1	1 Vote	Man Who Plunged Mali Into Chaos Is on Fire!!!
1	1 Vote	The Uncertain Future of the Law
1	1 Vote	Lion Tacos Pulled From a Personâs Sorrow
1	1 Vote	Tyler the Creator of Final Fantasy
1	1 Vote	Banished, as Told By Cats
1	1 Vote	Startup Nerds Hope This DJ Nerd Will Make Your Showers More Productive Filing
1	1 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg's Flailing New Lobby Group Represents Everything That's Wrong With Deadpool in One Click Away
1	1 Vote	Bunga Done-Ga: Berlusconi Gets Seven Years for Raping Black Lesbian in South Africa
1	1 Vote	Star Dancer Arrested in Serbia on Genocide Charges
1	1 Vote	Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Mouth
1	1 Vote	Here's One Republican Plan to Save Money on Groceries and Keep Making Awesome Food Fight
1	1 Vote	A Song About the Future of Humankind in Space for Everyone Is Harvey Weinstein Right in The World
1	1 Vote	Jenny McCarthy Invented the Information Age (And Gave It Away)
1	1 Vote	This Highway Interchange Is So Screwed Up