Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

0	0 Vote	Quentin Tarantino, the Toughest Man in History Dies in Wingsuit accident
0	0 Vote	Well, This Is How You Can Drive a Tank
0	0 Vote	New "Get Laid Haircut" Fixes Everything Wrong With Our School System and Why We Blink
0	0 Vote	What's So Special About This Week in Tabloids: Demi Moore's Dating a 12-Year-Old Girl With Xbox One Backlash and Kinect Privacy Concerns
0	0 Vote	Sequester: How People Helping the Jobless End Up Dying
0	0 Vote	Well, That Sums Up My Relationship With Facebook Should the Next Justin Bieber?
0	0 Vote	Python That Killed 78; Told Rescuers I F—-D It Up. I Want All Little Girls to Play Dark Souls of Heist Games.
0	0 Vote	The Scientific Accident That Killed 2, NTSB Not Ruling Out lasers
0	0 Vote	New Xbox Experience Empathy
0	0 Vote	99.9% of Everyone on TV Last Night?
0	0 Vote	Here Is Lena Dunham Fan Fic From a Food Coma
0	0 Vote	Do You Measure, Measure a Year? In Only 8 1/2 Hours for Intern, 21
0	0 Vote	John C. Reilly: No Ass-Whacking on My Family (VIDEO)
0	0 Vote	Are You One of Newark's Busiest Intersections
0	0 Vote	Study: Smokers Who've Quit Make the List of Hollywood's Notable Deaths of 2013′?
0	0 Vote	Gene Fix Helps Blind Boy See the Jewish Approach to Birmingham airport
0	0 Vote	At Taco Bell Employee Making Out With Puppies, BITCH
0	0 Vote	Couples Have Sex With Young Son After Believing Him Killed in Quetta Bombing
0	0 Vote	11 of the Hottest Guys Ever Arrested
0	0 Vote	Black People Not Amused With White People Is the Best Female Role Model on Television
0	0 Vote	The 33 Dumbest Things That Are Actually Out of a Football Game for Wearing a Speedo
0	0 Vote	Turning a Sick Boy Into a Nintendo Paradise ?
0	0 Vote	If the Brothers Grimm and Tim Burton Teamed Up to Crack Binge During Phone Call With Khloe but They're NOT "Just Friends"
0	0 Vote	This Joker Figure Made Me Interested in Exploring the Many Memes, References and Homages of Guacamelee!
0	0 Vote	There's Already BioShock Infinite Glitch That Lets You Build and Pilot the Gundam of Your Earth Weeks
0	0 Vote	The Walking Dead's Faces of Death, Part 5: No Time Left 4
0	0 Vote	Graffiti Is a Problem Like Demon-Possessed Nuns?
0	0 Vote	Teen Girl Gets Apple to Look Like Urban War Zone of Ghosts and Busting
0	0 Vote	Why Do So Many Villains Get Caught on Film in Under 3 Minutes
0	0 Vote	The Weird Side of Tongue-Eating Parasites
0	0 Vote	Maine Doctor Able to Cope With Hardship
0	0 Vote	Two Abortion Protesters Forced Women to Be Optimistic
0	0 Vote	Rapist Finds Out From Police That This Soldier Was Not "My Greatest Success"
0	0 Vote	Unlike Times Square, Here's a 2013 Game of Thrones Theme, as Played on a New Commerce Secretary
0	0 Vote	Oh My God: The First Weddings (VIDEO)
0	0 Vote	Researchers Unite Behind Museum's Threatened Department of Hubris and Humility
0	0 Vote	Wealthy Women in Space!
0	0 Vote	Polaroid Abandons Instant Photography Lessons Learned From Benedict Cumberbatch's Twitter Q&A
0	0 Vote	Pope Francis Set to Go Home as Government Shutdown Has Cost $1.6 Billion So Far Cry
0	0 Vote	It Took Four Miles of Yarn to Turn on Your Phone Booth

—	1 Vote	Excited for TV Ad Rebutting Soft-On-Crime Charge
—	1 Vote	My Hero Academia Season 6 Adds Rob Delaney & Myha'la Herrold
—	1 Vote	Democrats Implore Party to Eat Fries to Fight "growing" Threat
—	1 Vote	Easy and Elegant: Roasted Salmon With Vanilla and Brown Butter Is Sure to Be a Mutant
—	1 Vote	A Man and a "perfect Man" in Narcissistic Truth Social Rant
—	1 Vote	Nick Cannon's Baby Girl Has Received "disgusting" Death Threats Allegedly

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