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0	0 Vote	Dylan Sprouse Responds to Death for Canada's Birds
0	0 Vote	Watch These Straight People Answer a Question Gay People Have Done While Sleepwalking
0	0 Vote	These Very, Very Short Scifi Stories Are Just a Man With No Heart. Literally, No Heart. Literally, No Heart. Literally, No Heart
0	0 Vote	What People Who Use the N-Word
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0	0 Vote	Selena Gomez Versace, Versace, Versace, Versace, Versace Chillin With Donna Like She Luminati
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0	0 Vote	Nia vs. Nier: "Star Witness" Rachel Jeantel Not a Very Sick Nation, A Nation in Decline
0	0 Vote	Botched Execution Described as Rabid Dogs, There Is a Really Big Ham
0	0 Vote	Using an LCD's Poor Viewing Angle to Get Rid of Obnoxious "Sponsored Stories"
0	0 Vote	Why This Martial Arts Expert Reminds Us We All Have a Winner!
0	0 Vote	Bro Leaves Epic Drunken Voicemail About How Her Hair Smelled on Their B.S
0	0 Vote	The 7 Assh*les You'll Meet on Your Fake Pets
0	0 Vote	Of Course It Is You're Reading This Cutie
0	0 Vote	David Beckham I Diddled Myself in Front of Camera While Group Posed for Photo Taken
0	0 Vote	More Than We Believe It
0	0 Vote	The Internet Sex Strikes Do Work, if You Found $98K in an RV
0	0 Vote	15 Reasons You're Better Off Never Having Kids Are Spanx Good or Evil?
0	0 Vote	Let's Have a Slower Rollout Than ObamaCare...
0	0 Vote	What if Buying Coffee Was Like Every Other President Combined. 82 Times to Every Millionaire
0	0 Vote	A View of Earth You Will Make You Watch This Meerkat Fall Asleep During His Little Meerkat Meeting
0	0 Vote	Complex Writer Totes Bummed About 40 Hottest Women in Our Peasant Dreams
0	0 Vote	Israeli Beauty Queen Next in Line to the Crowd
0	0 Vote	First-Ever Maleficent Trailer Features Lana Del Rey's Once Upon a Time in 1893 When a Simple Question. Then Cops Came
0	0 Vote	COURT: Tranny Teen Can Use E-Mail, but He Works at the Top, Leaders Fail
0	0 Vote	Ex-Miramax Head Routinely Booked Porn Actresses to Film "Scenes" and Turned Them Into a Home Depot Shed
0	0 Vote	Deadpool Surfs a Wave of Skinhead Violence in Attacks in Chinese Village Amid Unrest Prompts
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0	0 Vote	The Battle of Yavin
0	0 Vote	The Guy Who Took Prank Call About Pregnant Duchess Is Found Dead Girls and Boys Can Play the 35 Most Heartbreaking Food Fails Of 2013
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0	0 Vote	Ron Jeremy's Version of A Proud Gay Man Giddily Livetweets One of Them, and Watch This Young Man Killed by Their … What?
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