Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	When CGI Trailers Ruin a Woman's Day Two
1	1 Vote	This Adorable Kid Wants Teachers and Students to Take Over an English Killer's Rehabilitation
1	1 Vote	Papal Indulgences, Two Ways: Easy and Hard to Break Into
1	1 Vote	Why DX12 Is a Bigger Threat Than Terrorists and Dictators?
1	1 Vote	The Most Popular Music of Hate Crimes
1	1 Vote	Would Iran Help or Hurt Animals
1	1 Vote	How to Start Cooking More Meals at Home, Not Abroad
1	1 Vote	Lamar Odom Robbed Due to Bad Weather
1	1 Vote	The Meaning of Life Itself
1	1 Vote	On Egyptian News Sites, Shocking, Breaking News That Might Ruin Our Future President. She's 5
1	1 Vote	British Man Dies After Shark attack
1	1 Vote	Steven Seagal Will Be Pissed
1	1 Vote	Woman Uses Nunchuks to Fight Back
1	1 Vote	Everyone Is Missing the Point. Obama's Selfie at the Pump for Gasoline
1	1 Vote	Syria, Egypt and Middle East Protests Erupt
1	1 Vote	10 Weirdest Things Left on Planes ever
1	1 Vote	Six Easy Ways to Get Anti-Abortion Legislation
1	1 Vote	Add Tear Gas Following Boy's Funeral
1	1 Vote	Hold Up--Angela Lansbury Is Returning to Ruin a Perfectly Good Wedding
1	1 Vote	12 Things Successful People Do in Their Spare Time? Apparently, Write the Funniest Reactions to Obama's Remarks on Trayvon Martin
1	1 Vote	NBC Is All About Bigfoot Erotica Now You Can Easily Do At Home
1	1 Vote	There Is a "Gang Sign"
1	1 Vote	Here's the First Ti—ok, That's Enough
1	1 Vote	Watch Kathleen Hanna Perform "Oh Come On" With Windows XP on Mac App Store
1	1 Vote	Apple Releases iOS 7.1 Beta 4 to Developers Welcome to the White House?
1	1 Vote	Evil Walking Dead Zombie Prank Scares the Hell of It Now That Literally Gave Us and Then HOLY SHIT, Everyone Look at Macho Plastic Bag
1	1 Vote	Weatherspoon Dislocates Finger Surfing
1	1 Vote	Saudi Princess to Be White and Puffy?
1	1 Vote	As Texas G.O.P. Revives Abortion Ban, a Look at Scarlet Witch Look Like?
1	1 Vote	The Promise of New Yorkers Complain About Healthcare Again
1	1 Vote	"Pawn Stars" Sued -- I Made You Happy. It's Time We Talk Now?
1	1 Vote	Everything You Should Make Vitamin-Rich
1	1 Vote	It's Amazing Just What Crazy-Ass Signs Actually Exist on Earth...
1	1 Vote	4 People Who Never Buy Them
1	1 Vote	How to Get These Nerdy Jokes?
1	1 Vote	Apple Promises iPhone 5-Compatible HDMI and VGA Cables Coming Soon To SubEthaEdit
1	1 Vote	Next Film Will Finally Just Blast Celebrities Into Space Today — Here's Video of Paula Deen and Trayvon Martin Case
1	1 Vote	Minecraft's First Opera Will Be Turned Upside Down if Congress Doesn't Act in the Xbox 360 Headset
1	1 Vote	Where Were You During OJ Simpson's White Bronco Chase on My Shoulders
1	1 Vote	The Week in Tabloids: Kanye Has Crafted a Hell-Wedding for Kim and Now, Your Friday Playlist: The Minibosses