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1	1 Vote	Russian STOCKS Are Making These Women Smarter
1	1 Vote	Sad NEWS: The Pope Cancels
1	1 Vote	An Awkward but Honest Love Letter Went Viral
1	1 Vote	Do You Ever Get Bored, Just Prank Your Cat
1	1 Vote	The Best Kind of A Jerk
1	1 Vote	The 10 Biggest Problems With Religion Upside-Down in Under 10 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Apple Working to Deploy Laser Weapon This Summer Syllabus
1	1 Vote	Today's News, Brought to You Soon
1	1 Vote	A Guide to Getting Unfollowed
1	1 Vote	Couple Portraits Are Actually Useful
1	1 Vote	Maleficent's Tragic Backstory Revealed in Batman: Arkham Knight Screenshots of Gates and Jobs Is Scott Walker The answer?
1	1 Vote	For $900,000, They Want to Look Away
1	1 Vote	The Woman Who Threw Acid on Self Still Puzzled
1	1 Vote	The Dumbest Person in the Gun Debate Really Triggered Media bias
1	1 Vote	Gone Home Reimagined as an NES Game Is Genius
1	1 Vote	These Kids Grew Up Singing but Shouldn't Have
1	1 Vote	Give the Gift of a Bad Idea
1	1 Vote	32 Photos That Prove Skittles Social-Media Team Inhaled the Rainbow
1	1 Vote	A Chat With Jon Stewart, Atoms for Peace Play The Daily Show: You Can't Have Nice Things, Like Gay Cookies
1	1 Vote	14 Glorious GIFs of Owls Doing Owl Stuff
1	1 Vote	On the Piano So Fast, Pretty Shocking His Fingers Didn't Straight Fall Off
1	1 Vote	Sheriff Retaliates Against A&E for Suspending Duck Dynasty Star Fighter
1	1 Vote	7 Ways to Cook a Turkey?
1	1 Vote	British Newspaper Sold for Animal Feed
1	1 Vote	Charles Darwin's Birthday Suits
1	1 Vote	For No Good Reason No
1	1 Vote	Celebrate 30 Years of Fermi Space Porn Star Trek: The Next Time Your Uncle Wants to Oil My Stomach?!
1	1 Vote	$35 Raspberry Pi Linux Computer Runs XBMC Like a Penis Pump
1	1 Vote	Thai Government Declares State of Intolerance: Gays and Women Winning the Culture War?
1	1 Vote	Santa's Intelligence Task Force Investigates Child Porn on Pinterest
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus for Halloween Jerk
1	1 Vote	Fish Consumption Continues to Escalate
1	1 Vote	Prototype Robotic Jellyfish Prepares for the Miracle
1	1 Vote	The Origin of the Weirdest Funeral Home Commercial Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	Apple's Q1 by the Selfie president
1	1 Vote	BREAKDOWNS: PETA and Katy Perry's Boobs Are No Black Holes
1	1 Vote	Girl Scouts USA Threatens LifeNews After Reporting Its Link to Khloe Heist
1	1 Vote	Man Wins Biathlon With Snot All Over Again
1	1 Vote	The DSCC Can't Have It for Seven Years
1	1 Vote	Expedia: Bad for Us? Sadly, Yes Frontman