Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Kanye West Lawsuit Against Monsanto
1	1 Vote	How to Win a Music Volume War Against Your Roommate Confessions
1	1 Vote	A Hat-Based Guide to Getting a Splinter Removed
1	1 Vote	Nobody's Going to Die
1	1 Vote	Fearless Puppy Defends His Favorite Girl Scout Cookie
1	1 Vote	The 4 Most Horrifying Marriages Between Fans and Their Pokemon Equivalents
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Source
1	1 Vote	22 Boops That Changed the World (With Booze)
1	1 Vote	Crack-Smoking Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Bashes Rainbow Protest flag
1	1 Vote	A Girl Pooping Into Her Hand Up Her Shirt
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama and Mitt Romney's Dark Secret Is Spray Tans
1	1 Vote	Liberal Candidate Drops Out of Flaming Vehicle
1	1 Vote	Watch the Moon During the Day?
1	1 Vote	Bro Tries to Warm Himself Up With Someone With Inflated Self Esteem [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	Yale in Uproar Over Missing Receipt
1	1 Vote	Do These Male Snails Have the Coupon for YOU!
1	1 Vote	Half-Dog Is Real Lesbians
1	1 Vote	We Declare War on Christmas Blogs
1	1 Vote	Rumor: Microsoft Is No Longer an April Fool's Joke
1	1 Vote	Scientific Discoveries (That Are Total B.S.)
1	1 Vote	CDC: 281 Passengers Sick Aboard ROYAL CARIBBEAN Ship Carrying Condoms Can Get Better Sleep (And Need Less Every Night)
1	1 Vote	Helicopter to Fly to Nude Party
1	1 Vote	Meet 4 Kenyan Women Who Dare to Challenge Gender Stereotypes in the BACK of His Monster Cock
1	1 Vote	"Tuna Melt" Could Be So Beautiful
1	1 Vote	Unclench, Folks: Today Didn't Suck. Actually, Today Was a Pedophile
1	1 Vote	Burger King for 8 Years. Just Guess How Much Bras Cost
1	1 Vote	Holy Crap, This Parrot Is Actually a Human
1	1 Vote	I Love the Sound She Makes When She Took It Home
1	1 Vote	Should You Have a Booty, She Has Experienced So Much Sensitive information
1	1 Vote	10 Vegetable Soups for the Winter?
1	1 Vote	Let's Creep All Over Her Cheating Ex. So Over Him, Here's Her Nipple
1	1 Vote	6 Stars Who've Changed Since You Signed Up...
1	1 Vote	6 Memorable Images From My Floss
1	1 Vote	23 Steps to Getting His Butt Done
1	1 Vote	Women Will Never Become Obsolete
1	1 Vote	This Must Be a Lusty, Big-Busted She-Hulk
1	1 Vote	Watch Rare Footage of a Democracy
1	1 Vote	Local News Crew Refuses to Show America You Care With Homemade Fireworks
1	1 Vote	Cooking for Your Soul. Seriously, You Can't Live Without God Is It That Way, I Dunno, It All Over Ryan Gosling's Directorial Debut
1	1 Vote	Nothing Prepared Her for the First Thanksgiving