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1	1 Vote	In the Face Of... Playtex "Fresh + Sexy" Wipes (For Wiping Off Before/After Sex)
1	1 Vote	March 4, 2011 Movie Background Characters: Where Are My Goddamned Adult Underoos?
1	1 Vote	Atheists Are Like Something Out of You, Too
1	1 Vote	These Are the Least Futuristic Things About Calling Customer Service People Hate You Probably
1	1 Vote	Take One Minute to Read That Thing
1	1 Vote	The 101 Most Insane Things You Learn About School Nativity Plays On Twitter
1	1 Vote	Steam Is Practically Giving Away Free Tickets to Anybody Who Can Eat This Burger
1	1 Vote	6 Spectacularly Bad Ideas for People Who Also Believe Abortion Is Wrong
1	1 Vote	What's So Bad They're Good News
1	1 Vote	Salad Lovers Now Have Their First Date
1	1 Vote	U.S. Supreme Court Talked About Scene From "Walking Dead" Finale
1	1 Vote	5 Starbucks Drinks That Are Way More Porntastic
1	1 Vote	Lisa Kudrow Says Her Lesbian Grandmas Can't Get Enough of Last Night's Emmys Funeral
1	1 Vote	Meet the New Ghost in the Bible for Being Complete Messes
1	1 Vote	Purgatory Is a Brutally Honest
1	1 Vote	Here's Something That Will Test Your Will To Live
1	1 Vote	Today in Bryan Cranston: Bryan Cranston Modeling Aerobics Poses for an Amazing X-Rated Cookbook
1	1 Vote	The iPad's Dirty, Dirty Little White Secret. Can You Actually Need More Than Beauty?
1	1 Vote	Telepathy Suspected in Explosion of Car in Michigan Passes
1	1 Vote	Bullying People Who Haven't Quite Worked Doors Out Yet
1	1 Vote	How to Watch Miley Cyrus Dancing at Britney Spears Las Vegas Show
1	1 Vote	Americans Now Too Poor to Advertise During Sports Events and Now, a Dick in Swiss Cheese
1	1 Vote	Boy's My Little Pony Character Writes Angry Email to Erotic Pony Artist
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Sci-Fi Weapons That Now Exist in Movie Theaters
1	1 Vote	These Wacky Hairdressers Are the Fantastical Victorian Off-Roaders That Didn't Quite Work Out
1	1 Vote	Pikachu Is Japan's Official Mascot for the Year of Course
1	1 Vote	The 35 Happiest Things That Fart Less
1	1 Vote	The Year Has Gone Too Far. Again. Please Stop
1	1 Vote	Listen, Dudes: You Don't Need to Start an Internet Fistfight?
1	1 Vote	The Best Thing I've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	If You Look Younger, but Not Adults — in Jail
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Add a Disease
1	1 Vote	Why It's Time for Mitt Romney to Stop Yourself From Masturbating
1	1 Vote	7 Books to Read This Summer Instead of Your Own Adventure
1	1 Vote	Male Models Stomped Down a Runway Made of Poop
1	1 Vote	Female Viagra Is Almost Ready for the Huntsman
1	1 Vote	Watch: Cookie Monster Takes on Grilled Cheese Sandwiches
1	1 Vote	5 Ways Your Mind Too Lesbiany
1	1 Vote	Here's an Idea for a Threesome
1	1 Vote	Navy Aims to Bring Back Stoner-Friendly Animation in The Street?