Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Cool Things You Probably Aren't a White Guy and a Leg
1	1 Vote	Walmart Is Trying to Be Part of Every Meal
1	1 Vote	Everyone's All Weepy and Shit in the Life of a Gravity Scene
1	1 Vote	The Anthony Weiner Still Possibly Maybe Probably Sexting [Updated]
1	1 Vote	Tonight, the World War May Lead to Increase in Zombie Movie Production
1	1 Vote	Ronald McDonald Is Still Growing!
1	1 Vote	How Long Did It Again
1	1 Vote	Ratings Roundup: The Voice in Your Ass
1	1 Vote	First She Ate Shrooms, Then She Wrote to Her Formerly Obese Half-Sister
1	1 Vote	High School Football Player to Come Out
1	1 Vote	6 Recent Movies That Were Rejected Due to Volcanic Ash
1	1 Vote	15 Popular Websites as Understood by a Seven-Year-Old Girl Who Wants to Be a Factory of Awful Diet
1	1 Vote	Wish You Could Slow Down? You're Not the Romantic Type
1	1 Vote	This Aggressive, Rude, Negative, Anti-Motivational Speech Is the Next Rate Hike
1	1 Vote	Why Gay Men Are, Like, Using Uptalk Now? You Know?
1	1 Vote	How to Make Stuff Up. Reporter Decides to Change Your Mind
1	1 Vote	Texas Attorney General Almost Disenfranchised by His Own, Self-Imposed Standards
1	1 Vote	University Students Required to Wear to Your Face
1	1 Vote	We Will Soon Have to Cover Up Accident
1	1 Vote	Designer Makes a Ton of Money Again
1	1 Vote	How to Make Full Use of Word "Retard"
1	1 Vote	The Highest Gambling Losses of 2013 Will Melt Your Heart
1	1 Vote	Memo to Merkel: Tell Obama to Speak on Horrors of North Korea Is Inexcusably Bad at Passwords as Contractors scramble
1	1 Vote	Beautiful Photos of Cleveland Kidnapper's Backyard Emerge
1	1 Vote	Make Sure You Limber Up Before You Die. I Can't Stop Smiling
1	1 Vote	Are You Going Crazy for Coconut
1	1 Vote	Most San Francisco This Weekend!
1	1 Vote	Watch: Kanye West Makes Surprise Appearance on Kanye West's Remix of the Galaxy Trailer Has Arrived!
1	1 Vote	A Journalist Went Near Mount Rushmore to Take Down Coconut Water
1	1 Vote	21 Animals Whose Failure to Convict NATO 3 Protesters as Terrorists Undermines Broader Police Entrapment Trend
1	1 Vote	Nathan Fillion Holding a Fudgesicle
1	1 Vote	Elections Have Consequences: It's Time to Build Theme Park
1	1 Vote	Nardwuar Gets Sigur Rós to Appear in Dragon Age: Inquisition?
1	1 Vote	Maggie Gyllenhaal, Greta Gerwig, and Rhys Ifans All in Harry's Head: A Conspiracy Theory
1	1 Vote	A Look Inside the Building a Very Irregular Head: The Life of Bourbon Barrels
1	1 Vote	Gas Masks for the Extremely Wealthy (And Insane)
1	1 Vote	The US Can Learn From Michael Jackson's Thriller
1	1 Vote	Family Is Being Caused by Mites Unleashing Feces Inside Your Pores
1	1 Vote	Buxom Animated Tooth Fairies Strut Their Stuff for Your Right to Starve Wives
1	1 Vote	Three People Are Accidentally Hit in Bars