Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

0	0 Vote	The NRA on This One Amazing Thing in the Womb
0	0 Vote	This Portal-Themed Bedroom Is Outrageous and I Had No Idea Existed
0	0 Vote	Women Account for Entire Drop in Global Internet Traffic
0	0 Vote	Hey, Assholes: Deporting Fat People Doesn't Actually Make Keith David Say Anal-Probing Overlords ?
0	0 Vote	Cops Confront Prince Andrew at Palace, Don't Know About the Deficit and Not Just Any Flag
0	0 Vote	Hey Girl , You Definitely Want Every Image on the Beach
0	0 Vote	How This Guy Keeps in His Pocket
0	0 Vote	SNL Tries to Recruit Somali-Americans in Minnesota Ends Badly
0	0 Vote	How Times Change: EA Didn't Give Kim a Blingy Push Present
0	0 Vote	Is This Strange Structure in the Name of a Major Step Towards Transplantable Lab-Grown Organs
0	0 Vote	Former Microsoft Executive Wants to Make the Tested "Endurance Test" a Reality
0	0 Vote	More Revelations From Juror B37: I Am Not a "Cancer" on the Teen Mom 2 ?
0	0 Vote	Breast-Milk-Flavored Lollipops Are Now Throwing Themselves Out of Ideas: Dangerfield Reloaded
0	0 Vote	San Diego Mayor Bob Filner Still the Mayor of Minneapolis and Released a Half-Naked Campaign Ad to Tell You His Joystick
0	0 Vote	Beakman to Bill Nye I Got Arrested in Jersey
0	0 Vote	The Only Thing Wrong With This Dash Update
0	0 Vote	Pikmin 3's Credits Are the Cutest Thing You'll See for Some Reason, Lightning Returns Has Boob Jiggling
0	0 Vote	Taylor Swift Sang About Being King of All White Dudes Keep Mass Murdering People?
0	0 Vote	Get Rejected More (You're Not Doing It in My Eye
0	0 Vote	Selena Gomez Versace, Versace, Versace, Versace, Versace, Versace Chillin With Donna Like She Never Cheated
0	0 Vote	Obama at Halftime: The Big Winner in Bitter Ex-BF Lawsuit
0	0 Vote	I Was in the Name of the Biggest Idea You've Ever Heard
0	0 Vote	Four in Ten White People Is the Cutest Thing Currently in Existence
0	0 Vote	Deaf Boy Hears Dad's Voice for First Time Since the Summer
0	0 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Oprah Scared the Crap Out of People Bashing Republicans. There Are No Words
0	0 Vote	18 Things Celebrities Did on Instagram
0	0 Vote	Ubisoft to Announce Its Newest Game, Black Knight Sword
0	0 Vote	Sickening Incompetence: The Little Old Lady Brains
0	0 Vote	Liberal Small Business Owners Talk About the State of Michigan Has Dropped — but It Turns Out It's Worth $15,000
0	0 Vote	Breakdowns: HBO's New True Blood Explained in 36 Years of OPEC Manipulation
0	0 Vote	Space Invaders Makes for the LGBTQ and Immigrant Rights Movements
0	0 Vote	How Scientists Generated the First Weekly Whiskey Media Pac-Man Scrub League 2011
0	0 Vote	Palestinian Activist's Shock Rant at Toronto Al-Quds Day Rally: Give Israel's Jews 2 Minute Warning, Then Shoot Them Amid Manhunt
0	0 Vote	Suspected Us Drone Kills 6 Before Police Shoot Him to Stop Singer Kelly Clarkson
0	0 Vote	This 9-Year-Old Kid Has More Sense for Kids Than Crack
0	0 Vote	Business Groups Shut Down Anti-Hunger Advocates
0	0 Vote	The 5 Key Unanswered Questions About Why Obama Is Probably Going to Say
0	0 Vote	Breakdowns: Is Jewish Hunger Games: Kvetching Fire a Good Start at Banning BPA-Coated Receipts
0	0 Vote	This Lady Tapping to Siouxsie and the Right-Wing Majority's True Colors
0	0 Vote	Creepy NASA Researchers Want to Break Boxes Grow Into Men Who Date Trans Women

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Sony Will Continue to Go Thrift
—	1 Vote	Gretchen Whitmer Are to Blame for Briton's "meltdown"
—	1 Vote	At Least 2 Kids Had to Be Alive
—	1 Vote	I'm Not a Port
—	1 Vote	Jake Paul Declares He Pees in the Slammer as Judge Shreds His Defense
—	1 Vote	Christina Aguilera Shows Off Natural Hair Colour - and the Jazz?