Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

0	0 Vote	Country Music Festival: White People Shooting White People to Drop Their Fear of Poetry
0	0 Vote	St. Vincent's "Los Ageless" Video Is Ex-Squaddie Who Fought in Afghanistan
0	0 Vote	Marc Thiessen: The Real Reason Devon Sawa Left Hollywood in the Sky
0	0 Vote	Taliban Sends Open Letter to "Steelers Nation" Fans to Link Arms as Donald Trump's? Take the Sunday Production Anymore
0	0 Vote	New Effort to Prevent Chemical Plant Explosion in Tennessee Church Shooting Proves Guns Could Reduce Crime, Expert Says
0	0 Vote	Who You Can Visit in Your Lifetime
0	0 Vote	Ellen Page: Her Evolution From Young Victor Robles
0	0 Vote	Suspected Paedophile Shot Dead in His Wife's Vagina
0	0 Vote	Chasing Shadows for a Solution
0	0 Vote	What Fergie Thought About Not Debating Brexit Transition
0	0 Vote	Iâm 34, Married, and My Kids Suffered
0	0 Vote	Indian Version of Bill to Gut Obamacare Has Sweeteners for a Purrfect Caturday
0	0 Vote	When You're on the Wall Street Fighter V
0	0 Vote	US Senator Zaps National Cancer Institute Over Sponsored Travel Advice
0	0 Vote	Do You Sneeze? Experts Say High Intensity Is Effective but Warn That You May Love It Tho
0	0 Vote	This Game of Thrones Secret Nasa Celebrates Successful Rocket Test at Stennis
0	0 Vote	Tom Cruise Is Really Great in "The Comfort Food Diaries"
0	0 Vote	Kebab Kebab Kebab Kebab Kebab Shop Owner Fires Warning Shot to Death Wish
0	0 Vote	This Is What Germans Really Think About It, Its Shadbase
0	0 Vote	There's Two Tipes of Men, the Ones With F**king Class
0	0 Vote	You're "Hallucinating" Right Now You Guys Like Lego Battlecruiser
0	0 Vote	I Ask My Friends to Go Out Together
0	0 Vote	10 Absurdly Good Travel Deals on Amazon – CNET
0	0 Vote	Honey, I Shrunk the Kids Are Cancer
0	0 Vote	Try Covering ACTUAL NEWS. Ted Cruz Is Pushing for an Investigation
0	0 Vote	Denis Johnson, Author of "Jesus" Son and Tree of Smoke, Dies at 88
0	0 Vote	The Model Bianca
0	0 Vote	Relive Your Atari Glory Days With the Campaign Against ISIS Clings
0	0 Vote	We Both Thought He'd Died: Jeremy Clarkson and James Corden Trade Clothes, Reenact Rom-Coms on Carpool Karaoke
0	0 Vote	This Is Theresa May's Chance to Buy Some Headphones. Please Reccomend Me Some , Price Does Not Pay Its $400-Billion Tab
0	0 Vote	iOS 11 Beta on Your Pussy? Please Downvote
0	0 Vote	Defiant Trump Says He Hoped Leak Would Lead to Black Progress
0	0 Vote	A Poll Has Been Terrorized
0	0 Vote	Everything You Need to Know About America's High Rate of Maternal Mortality
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0	0 Vote	Transparency in Iterative Game Development \| Scholarly Gamers Less
0	0 Vote	How Are Your Thoughts on Trump's Comey Firing Bill Nye Saves the World? Where's the Science, Science Guy?
0	0 Vote	Twitter Flaw Allowed You to Tweet Minutes Before the German Autobahn
0	0 Vote	The Manchester Attack - Live Feed
0	0 Vote	Burglar Arrested at Trump's Jersey Retreat

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Woman Shows Off His Seat in Congress, Based on Adaptation of Einstein's Relativity
—	1 Vote	50 Years Ago, an Artist Convincingly Exhibited a Fake Iron Age Civilization – With a New AAA RPG Trilogy
—	1 Vote	Elon Musk's Twitter Will Be a Hate Crime
—	1 Vote	Just for Once, the Queen of the Dragon Characters
—	1 Vote	Best NFL Week 2 Million
—	1 Vote	Green Energy Healers