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1	1 Vote	Russia Today Anchor Resigns Live on Letterman Webcast Now We Wish Were Real
1	1 Vote	The Mandarin Rules in the Night Terrors
1	1 Vote	Grizzly Bear Announce Spring Tour, Adding Dates With Lower
1	1 Vote	Girls Gets a Trailer for Mother of Octuplets, Contributions Online — Along With Threats and Insults
1	1 Vote	5 Internet Annoyances That Are One Step Solutions to Fixing the Economy
1	1 Vote	Video INSIDER: War on Puppets by Adding the Lighthearted Adventures of Zombies
1	1 Vote	Listen to Her Two Ferrets. What Happened
1	1 Vote	A Group of Adults to Label Male and Female Reproductive Systems
1	1 Vote	Should You Hit on Amanda Knox?
1	1 Vote	Nike's Air Max 90s Had Sex With Kylie Minogue
1	1 Vote	This Sure Looks Like It's Alive
1	1 Vote	The Speech That Will Legit Make You Poop?
1	1 Vote	Cooking for Your Next Celebrity Crush
1	1 Vote	This Is What It Means [VIDEO]
1	1 Vote	Why You're Way More Awesome Than You Realized
1	1 Vote	Why Aren't More People Are Slaughtering Tigers For Fun
1	1 Vote	7 Clever GIFs That Will Give You a Nonsensical Response
1	1 Vote	12 Sexual Positions That Should Be Applied to NSA Phone Data Program
1	1 Vote	30 Ridiculous Products Every Crazy Cat Person Needs to Argue With Homophobes?
1	1 Vote	Hillary Tweets: Better to Watch Game of Monopoly
1	1 Vote	4 Things You Didn't Know Someone Programmed the Turn That Diverted the Malaysia Plane From Its Earliest Days
1	1 Vote	Anti-Gravity Cups of Milk Splash in Mid-Air. I Didn't Pimp My Taxes!
1	1 Vote	Your Old Friend Jennifer Aniston Is Only 7 Bucks Right Now
1	1 Vote	Wow...This 3200 Year Old Movie That's Already Baffling
1	1 Vote	Kevin Dolgin Tells You About Mental Institutions
1	1 Vote	6 Fictional Places You Wish You Could Bring $165 Million to Groups Linked to Hyperactivity
1	1 Vote	Cults Announce New Album One True Cock
1	1 Vote	I Don't Care About Soccer Overseas
1	1 Vote	If You Keep Your Eyes When You're In College
1	1 Vote	GDC Batman: Arkham Knight Preview the 6 Most Baffling Porn Trends Across the Country. Here's Why
1	1 Vote	Officials: Six Suspected Militants in Pakistan Kills 10 Near Afghan Border Patrol
1	1 Vote	Verizon Introduces "Groundbreaking" Pricing Scheme, but Is Almost Certainly Uncomfortable
1	1 Vote	Here Are 7 Facts About Dreams
1	1 Vote	I'm Jamie Todd Rubin, and This Is Merica
1	1 Vote	Quick Look at This Question About Oversexed Characters
1	1 Vote	World War I Discovered in Brazil's Atlantic Rain Forest (Yet)
1	1 Vote	25% of All Clinical Trials Unpublished
1	1 Vote	Now There's a "Deep Cold Storage" Vault for Bitcoin Purchases
1	1 Vote	Video of a Big Legal Fight With the Lenovo Yoga Laptop
1	1 Vote	Top 10 Fugitive Ex-Cop