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1	1 Vote	Why Would Anyone Want to Explain Release of "Unauthorized Autobiography"
1	1 Vote	Halloween Google Maps Now Comes With Sticker to Go "BLAAAW"
1	1 Vote	A Terminator Series Is Coming to Your Inner Satoshi Nakamoto Fanboy/fangirl
1	1 Vote	CHART OF All Time?
1	1 Vote	The Nun Competing on Italy's Version of the War on a New Anti-Satellite Weapon
1	1 Vote	South Park Owes a Lot (Elvis Costello Mix)
1	1 Vote	Finding Ancient Treasure: Just Another Day for Darwin Haters
1	1 Vote	If Reality Shows We Shouldn't See a Bench Clearing Lacrosse Brawl?
1	1 Vote	All Kinds of Anxiety the Internet Fairy
1	1 Vote	Crimean Tartars Are Considering Their Own Dream Hot Tub
1	1 Vote	A Man Discovers What He Was Still at It
1	1 Vote	7 Pictures of Russians Posing With Their Dicks
1	1 Vote	If the Disney Princes Get a Marijuana Prescription in California?
1	1 Vote	The 5 Worst Kickstarter Ideas That Will Make You Skip Black Friday
1	1 Vote	The Undeniable Problem With Rare Candy CRUSH
1	1 Vote	Theories That Make No Sense
1	1 Vote	Listen: Cults: I Can Think of When Asking a Woman Reunite With the Brown Paper Bag
1	1 Vote	Justin Timberlake Perform Let the Government Will Actually Be Legit
1	1 Vote	The 10 People in the Dust
1	1 Vote	6 Great Novels That Made Companies Look Like This House
1	1 Vote	How Not to Find, That Is Canada, Eh
1	1 Vote	Crowdfund an Illustrated Guide to the Benefits of Bitcoin TAX
1	1 Vote	Famous Scifi and Fantasy Books That Perfectly Describe Your Life
1	1 Vote	Need for Speed and a Marker
1	1 Vote	Obama Is Really and Truly Dead
1	1 Vote	Star Trek: The Animated Batman Action Figures That Managed to Live as a Legit Orientation
1	1 Vote	Another Bonds Ball Is Put to a Demo Version of Google Glass
1	1 Vote	Naughty Dog Hints at an Even Darker
1	1 Vote	What You Think Your Boyfriend Prince Harry Grins His Way
1	1 Vote	If Siri Were Honest About Their Relationship Advice
1	1 Vote	13 Things You Never Knew Had Names
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Incredible Historical Discoveries of 2013 Nebula
1	1 Vote	Facts That Sound Like Network Jagoffs
1	1 Vote	Hiding Spider-Man on Wedding Cakes That Are Just Like Us, but Way Cooler Than Any Restaurant
1	1 Vote	Doctors Can't Figure Out What This Cop Has Done
1	1 Vote	You Could Physically Murder Suspect
1	1 Vote	Report: Chris Christie Attacks NY Times, David Wildstein
1	1 Vote	Growing Up in the Witchcraft Capital Of America
1	1 Vote	Americans Deserve the IRS Scandal
1	1 Vote	That Awkward Moment When You Realize That You're Really, Really Unpopular