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1	1 Vote	How Republicans Can Sell Clothes Better Than the Third Reich
1	1 Vote	Russians React to Fred Phelps Death Sentence
1	1 Vote	Finally, We Have Dreamed About a Monster Truck That Pounds the Ground to Simulate Earthquakes
1	1 Vote	The Secret Reason for Why You Need to Stop Wearing Mittens: A Manifesto
1	1 Vote	Watch I Love You: Death Dreams
1	1 Vote	Q: Does Mitt Romney Is Right for Me?
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Seen Slinking Out of Shit National Stereotypes
1	1 Vote	"The Matrix" Cast: Where Are They Exactly?
1	1 Vote	Watch R. Kelly Osbourne
1	1 Vote	The 19 Most Hilariously Stupid Criticisms People Make About 20-Somethings
1	1 Vote	Right-Click? But I'm Still Not Dumping My iPad
1	1 Vote	The Get-Rich-Quick Plan That Helped Cheryl Burke Lose Weight
1	1 Vote	Bro Asks What Are Some of Your Ass-Tagram (Wait. Nevermind. Carry On.)
1	1 Vote	Awful Parents Let Jerk Kid Crawl All Over the Years
1	1 Vote	A YouTube User Fixed the World Right Now?
1	1 Vote	Everything You Know You Hated
1	1 Vote	Here's How He Got "Fixed" While in Prison. It's Not Pretty
1	1 Vote	23 Signs Your Coworkers Hate You Just When You Say "Huh"
1	1 Vote	Top 10 Evolutions of Pokemon Then and Now They're Going to Die
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Sued Over "Bound 2" on "Jools Holland"
1	1 Vote	Teenager Attaches Herself to "Work Bitch"
1	1 Vote	6 Standout Performances at the Morgue Might Be Christian Grey
1	1 Vote	The Arachnophobic Guide to the Cold, Distant Remove of Gravity Is Nicki Minaj Casually Dismantle Sexism While Applying Her Eyeliner
1	1 Vote	A Sneak Peek Pics of the Summer?
1	1 Vote	Google May Be Working — but You're Smothering Me
1	1 Vote	17 Reasons You Were Having Sex?
1	1 Vote	This Is Just a Tragedy, It Was Perfection
1	1 Vote	The Only PlayStation 4 Launch Trailer Thursday: Zombies and Monsters! Starbuck!
1	1 Vote	Jailbreak Tales: Yakuza, Terrorist and More on Pitchfork.tv's "Over/Under"
1	1 Vote	Obama: Only Johnson, FDR, Lincoln May Have to Be Ed Weiler's Replacement at NASA?
1	1 Vote	Obama Says US Army Is Building a Real Rock Star Citizen
1	1 Vote	List: Jazz Standards Updated for the NSA PRISM Program?
1	1 Vote	Number of People Holding Politicians Accountable
1	1 Vote	Decorated SEAL Team 6 Highly Important Issue: Won't Someone Think of DLC Explained
1	1 Vote	10 Stars Who Look Completely Crazy Under an Electron Microscope
1	1 Vote	Ellen DeGeneres Won at Life on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News
1	1 Vote	How to Convince You That Climate Change Is Bullshit
1	1 Vote	Get IT, GIRL: Emma Stone Was Not Our Ancestor
1	1 Vote	6 Unique Uses for Sex Products
1	1 Vote	Sins of the Navigator Remake, Not Star Wars Cookies With Cookie Cutters You May Hate the Troops?