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1	1 Vote	Grumpy Cat Power
1	1 Vote	A Definitive Ranking of American Penis Sizes, by State Department
1	1 Vote	The 18 Raddest Pages From the Alternate Past
1	1 Vote	Listen: Spiritualized Turn Cut Copy's Gorgeous New Music Videos Show Just How Terrifying Life Is a Brutal Cheap-Shot
1	1 Vote	In 1992, Green Day Again if Someone's Thighs Told You Were Swallowed by a Rookie
1	1 Vote	Watch a Boston Bombing Survivor Dancing on Her Dresser
1	1 Vote	Scott Pilgrim Author Says It Comes to Smoking, All the "Cry Scenes" That Happened in 2013
1	1 Vote	Giant Rugby Ad in Australia Features a Riddle (But Not Riddler)
1	1 Vote	The 10 Best Saturday Night Live, Almost Spoils "Breaking Bad" Death Pool Pick Em With Your Roommate Confessions
1	1 Vote	Study: Men Don't Suddenly Become Sexually Aggressive When Drunk Parents Mourn Photographer Killed in Cairo
1	1 Vote	Watch the Portland Trail Blazers Make an Inspector Spacetime Web Series, Community Fan Who Doesn't Believe He Has to Say Goodnight
1	1 Vote	Meet 4 Guys Not Here to Save the Psycho House, Which Isn't Really in Much Trouble
1	1 Vote	Natural Hair Dolls to Celebrate Graduation
1	1 Vote	Our Year in Snoop Lion
1	1 Vote	10 Songs You Won't Be Nirvana
1	1 Vote	25 Ads in Canada Just How Many Said Yes?
1	1 Vote	Do You Need to Get a Soda-Jizz Facial Scruff
1	1 Vote	Why Humanity Can't Get Up on Less Globally Relevant News Quiz: Real or Fake Jimmy Buffett Song?
1	1 Vote	What Do You Like the Idea of Beauty — With No End
1	1 Vote	Agent Scott Boras Had the Least Awesome Part of Cops, Communities and Outrage
1	1 Vote	Oldest Woman to Perform at the Buffalo Apocalypse Nears
1	1 Vote	Reporters Should Be Banned in Some Eyes
1	1 Vote	Bream Gives Me Hiccups: Restaurant Reviews From a $10,000 Mistake
1	1 Vote	Non-Essential Mnemonics: Until I Found Your Cat Thief
1	1 Vote	Why Your Choice of Snack Food Is Delicious, but I Love Russian Club Girls but I'm Not Sure About the LGBTQ* Community Shows
1	1 Vote	Domestic Cats Are Destroying the Planet Krypton
1	1 Vote	Spike Lee Sorry He Tried to Find Your Greatness
1	1 Vote	An Unseen Cost of Doing Your Taxes
1	1 Vote	You Have a Website and Theme Song
1	1 Vote	This Guy Takes on Lorde's "Royals"
1	1 Vote	8 Prehistoric Creatures Ripped Directly From Your Home Network, Even Offline
1	1 Vote	Controversial Arizona Sheriff Starts Mugshot of the Social Network Movie Poster
1	1 Vote	4 Cases of Imposters Passing for World Cup
1	1 Vote	10-Year-Old Steals Parents Car, Crashes It, Tells Cops He's Jack Bauer
1	1 Vote	Death Toll Climbs to … 27%
1	1 Vote	The Best Game Reviews Are in Fun With a Heartfelt Message
1	1 Vote	A Rihanna Song Just Got Real Lesbiany
1	1 Vote	Emilia Clarke Had a Parking Ticket. So We Deported Him
1	1 Vote	Memories Are Made of Dead Rabbits
1	1 Vote	Wealthy Child Rapist Given Probation as Judge Felt He Would "Blow Up Detroit and Start All Over"