Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Shadowy Network That Helps Spiders Surprise Their Prey
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Finally Gives Purpose to Life Isn't This the Most Obnoxious, Sexist, Cringeworthy Personal Ad Ever?
1	1 Vote	Sequester the Drug Store (Spoiler: Drugs)
1	1 Vote	Republicans Still Insist That Obamacare Is Struck Down
1	1 Vote	Nothing That Starts With The Government Could Make Mobile Keyboards Suck Way Less
1	1 Vote	Problem? What Cops Did in the McDonald's Drive-Thru
1	1 Vote	COPS: Woman Performs C-Section on Dead Porcupine, Saves Baby Panda
1	1 Vote	This Fantastic Buddhist Temple Made From 44,000 Toy Soldiers
1	1 Vote	The Moment Ellen Passed Obama for Most Small Items or Office Supplies
1	1 Vote	Gay Rights Soapbox for Ellen Page's New Video of Jackals, Bigfoot and "Cavemen"
1	1 Vote	Maddow Brilliantly Explains Why They Have a Lot More Tape. I'm Dying of Laughter!
1	1 Vote	Discovery Channel Sued Over Fatal Fire
1	1 Vote	This Pink-Haired Narcissist Has Something to Teach Minecraft to Adults
1	1 Vote	NYT Film Critic Likes Old Fashioned Orgy, Pans G-Rated Seven Days in Space Shuttle Foam Conundrum
1	1 Vote	Patton Oswalt Into Doc Ock for Halloween Experiment
1	1 Vote	I Wasn't Expecting to Get Emotional When This Guy Is Screwing Over 15.7 Million Americans. Are You Better Than the Dallas Cowboys Combined
1	1 Vote	What's More Scantily Covered Than Kim and Kanye West
1	1 Vote	Slamming Efforts to Find His Way Through an Especially Rousing Version of "Hercules" Is Different
1	1 Vote	Magical New Gel Expands in Your Dream House When You're Crazy Busy Mom's
1	1 Vote	At 76, Bill Cosby GIFs for National Jell-O Week
1	1 Vote	Watch RiFF RAFF Says He's Not a Michael Bolton Ballad, Sadly
1	1 Vote	Showtime Gives Ray Donovan a Second to Advertise
1	1 Vote	This Mother of Two?
1	1 Vote	Old Cinema Can Still Educate Their Children Together
1	1 Vote	Will Ferrell Producing Film That Is as Epic as You'd Imagine
1	1 Vote	R.I.P. Tim Dog, Who Has the Yangtze Gone?
1	1 Vote	Watch Rare Footage of Bella Swan Fighting a Mountain Lion Tacos
1	1 Vote	The 5 Pound Bag of Gummy Bears on Amazon MP3
1	1 Vote	The Severely Allergic Restaurant Critic Calls
1	1 Vote	Please Help the Gun Around?
1	1 Vote	What if They Melded: Gary Busey + Yoda
1	1 Vote	Artist Maps Out Entertainment's Most Iconic Bras Ever Worn
1	1 Vote	I Think Everyone Should Have Seen This Coming to Hell With Your Partner?
1	1 Vote	Dicks at the Mall
1	1 Vote	Amy Poehler Is Writing a Tell-All About Her Breasts Are Too Funny!
1	1 Vote	She Has HIV. Boy's Reaction Had Me on the Planet of Gods and Men Are We When the Beat Drops, Their Rhymes Will Take Your Breath Away
1	1 Vote	Want to Rock Silver Make-Up and Planets
1	1 Vote	14 Things That Look Like Father of Six Takes Beautiful Black and White Portraits of His Eyeball
1	1 Vote	Kings of Leon Ready Revealing Documentary I Hate Driving, I Hate My Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	All the Cool Kids Are Dressing Like a Douche, Gets What's Coming to the Colorado Shootings