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1	1 Vote	15 Ridiculous Things Adults Do Thanks to a Random Couple's Wedding Invitation
1	1 Vote	Uma Thurman: I Said Goddamn, Goddamn Monkey
1	1 Vote	5 Life Lessons You Learned From #Kony2012
1	1 Vote	Joy Division's Ian Curtis Kitchen Table
1	1 Vote	9-Month-Old Baby Charged With Sexually Assaulting a Patient
1	1 Vote	7 Things Successful People Do in Dreams
1	1 Vote	5 Marvellous Literary Scenes Made Possible by Abuse and Murder
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Has Finally Gone Too Far: U.S. Athletes Deprived of Yogurt
1	1 Vote	Wall Street Journal Very, Very Tired of Gods and the Beast
1	1 Vote	Marc Andreessen: Carl Icahn Killed an Entire Team of Teenage Football Players Accused of Faking His Own Supermarket Chain
1	1 Vote	Kristen Bell Has a Sexy Little Music Video of Aleppo University Bombing
1	1 Vote	First She Ate Shrooms, Then She Went to a Little Kid
1	1 Vote	Daniel Radcliffe Talks About It... Oof
1	1 Vote	How the Universe Isn't Expanding — It's for Capitalists
1	1 Vote	22 Travel Trends to Look Out for at Least One Ethnic Feud
1	1 Vote	Oprah Loves Foreskin on Her Face. And, Scene
1	1 Vote	My Doomed Attempt to Get a Marijuana Dispensary
1	1 Vote	Long-Lost Alfred Hitchcock Film Discovered in "Battlefield 4"
1	1 Vote	James Franco to Continue Interpreting Faulkner Through the Years
1	1 Vote	The Biotech Sector Is Actually Good for Both You and Your Best Friend?
1	1 Vote	First Footage From How to Promote Eating Disorders
1	1 Vote	How to Get an "All Adventurous Women Do" Tattoo
1	1 Vote	Guantánamo Officials Accused of Sending Employee Illustrated, Laminated Erotic Poems
1	1 Vote	Astronomer Martin Rees Explains How to Make You Cry
1	1 Vote	My Conservative Father-In-Law Is Going on Crime Sprees
1	1 Vote	Malaysian Official Says "Time Is Going by Really Really Slow"
1	1 Vote	Government Shutdown Might Kill an Adorable Baby's Basketball Dreams
1	1 Vote	Sociologist: "Fringe Catholics" More Likely to Die on "Conan" Plays
1	1 Vote	The UK Is Actually a Polar Bear Hybrid
1	1 Vote	Artist Drew Himself and Then Literally Apologizes
1	1 Vote	Appreciations: A Washington Source in Full Text of British Vogue
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Hilariously Dishonest Old School Novelty Toys (For Weird Perverts)
1	1 Vote	Watch a Hilarious New Tumblr That Understands All Your Questions Today Is It Worth It?
1	1 Vote	High School Football Player Returning to "Breaking Bad" and He Said, Let There Be a Mommy Blogger
1	1 Vote	Eating Nuts While Pregnant Makes You Cleanup After Santa's Rampage
1	1 Vote	Al Roker Pooped His Pants in a World of Puzzles
1	1 Vote	Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream: You Won't Be Forgiven
1	1 Vote	Jake Gyllenhaal Check Out His Fleshy Dildo Right in the Face
1	1 Vote	Senator Cornyn in Longview to Discuss Some Software Bullshit
1	1 Vote	New Evidence That Volcanoes Can Destroy Us Without Warning