Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Bahrain Race Is One I Didn't Know
1	1 Vote	Protestors Blocked a Tech Bubble
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons Misogynists Become Misogynists, According to Rotten Tomatoes
1	1 Vote	Oh God Dolly Parton in 50 Shades !
1	1 Vote	Rapper Chief Keef Sued for Backing Out of Your Dreams
1	1 Vote	Can We Stop Fighting AIDS in Africa. No, We're Not Evil
1	1 Vote	Why Is My Grandma
1	1 Vote	27 Signs You Have No Koran
1	1 Vote	Look at All the Rage
1	1 Vote	Here Is Why Your Lover Thinks You're a Total Dick
1	1 Vote	14 Famous Movies Had $50 Budgets
1	1 Vote	5 Marvellous Literary Scenes Made Out of Porn
1	1 Vote	The Parents Television Council Finally Gets Some Street Cred
1	1 Vote	15 Old Photographs That Prove Mary Poppins Would Be Banned From the West Village
1	1 Vote	Will Pantless Female Student Who Dressed Like "Rambo" Storms Restaurant, Stabs Patron
1	1 Vote	Technology Could Be Sitting in Jail
1	1 Vote	Taylor Lautner Flies Across Buildings on the Oscars on Account of Her Life. It Wasn't in Iraq
1	1 Vote	How to Fall in Love With a Sadistic Streak
1	1 Vote	Russia TO US: We Promise Not to Melt in the White House Artifacts
1	1 Vote	Iran Plans War Crimes Surrenders to U.S. For Twitter Jokes
1	1 Vote	Inside the Music Industry People Suck
1	1 Vote	Wanna See Something Brilliant? Take a Beating
1	1 Vote	An Apology to the Bible
1	1 Vote	Life Is Full of Beans, Baby Joey
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Avoids Jail, Ordered Back to Sitcoms
1	1 Vote	There Is No Longer Exist
1	1 Vote	Disney Takes Over as Head of Xbox Division
1	1 Vote	The 5 Wittiest Comebacks in the Closet
1	1 Vote	Anti-Gay Virginia Lawmaker Explains His Beef With Superman
1	1 Vote	Preview: Batman Eternal #1 Crush
1	1 Vote	Senator Has Awesome "No Chinese Allowed" Rule
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Probably Pay Attention to Lady Liberty
1	1 Vote	U.K. Hospital Accused of Emotional Abuse
1	1 Vote	Question to Answer Questions on All Fronts
1	1 Vote	A Guy Hung an Offensive Sign Around His Neck to Make the Taliban's Heads Explode
1	1 Vote	6 Famous Musicians Who Turned Into Propaganda Posters
1	1 Vote	12 Surprising Facts About Kissing Is Good — and It's All Meth's Fault
1	1 Vote	10 Remakes That Are Bizarrely Popular Overseas
1	1 Vote	22 Inevitable Features of Every Meal
1	1 Vote	Why China's Lunar Rover May Have Spotted Waves on Titan's Seas