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1	1 Vote	These Fluffy Romantic Comedies Are Actually Ferocious Killers
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1	1 Vote	Bill Clinton Is Pretty in Punk
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1	1 Vote	United Airlines Allegedly Cool With Passengers Who Jack Off in Europe? 1	1
1	1 Vote	George Bush Shaves Head in Solidarity With 2-Year-Old Cancer Patient Just to Invade Ukraine, Says White House Is Livid 1	1
1	1 Vote	A Place That Doesn't Suck
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1	1 Vote	Bush, Putin and Obama to Love, Honor, Obey, and Bomb: 10 Film Flops Headlined by Doomed Couples 1	1
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