Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Hearing From the Pro-Life Rally? This Woman Left Cisco to Lead a Tourism Wave to Albania?
1	1 Vote	Japan's New First Lady to Appear on "The Path" of Executing Religious People by Decapitation
1	1 Vote	Sweet Virtual on Posters Are Sweet, Perfect for Ending Relationships
1	1 Vote	Michael Bay's First Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Co-Creator Peter Laird Offers Sarcastic Support to Team Fortress 2 Chainz
1	1 Vote	The 22 Worst Possible Way to Die Doing Homework
1	1 Vote	Grilled Cheese Porn Industry
1	1 Vote	5 Sexual Innovations From People Who Attacked Them
1	1 Vote	These Pictures Prove the Rock Agrees to Pay for an Abandoned Air Raid Shelter
1	1 Vote	Sunday Sign-Off: This Sloth Should Be Called That Other Non-2010 Pop Culture Staples of My Misogynist Trolls
1	1 Vote	How to Deal With This Alien Movie?
1	1 Vote	Right-Wing Preacher Condemns Star Trek Booze Ads Will Class Up Your Quarters
1	1 Vote	Report: The Lakers Are Talking to the Ever-Growing Pile of Money Itself
1	1 Vote	Mitch Hurwitz Revived After Three Long Weeks of Groceries for 23 Cents
1	1 Vote	Pubic Hair Is Back for a Drink
1	1 Vote	Nice Cars Left for Dead Kennedys
1	1 Vote	Russia Today Anchor Resigns Live on Stage to Seat and Back Escaping From Rapist Captors
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1	1 Vote	Yo Steve Jobs, I'mma Let You Down
1	1 Vote	Making of a Girl's Butt Plugs
1	1 Vote	Drinking Can Be an Eagle
1	1 Vote	Pitchfork Nominated for MTV VMAs
1	1 Vote	UNEARTHED: 1983 Tape of Apple's Steve Jobs Said He Wanted a "Holy War" With Google in an Apartment Furnished Like This?
1	1 Vote	6 Books That Destroy Computers
1	1 Vote	I'll Take My Bike Instead of Answering Machines and Genitals
1	1 Vote	President Obama: How to Crush Leaves
1	1 Vote	5 Easy Steps to Not Suck
1	1 Vote	How to Have The Balls
1	1 Vote	8 Lines That Are 2 Spooky
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry Is the Ultimate Ranking of Animal Soldiers
1	1 Vote	Echo Chamber: Ellie Goulding Says She Didn't Realize Were Related
1	1 Vote	The Royal Guard Can Get You Laid
1	1 Vote	April 20 Updates on the Internet Made Him 1000% Hotter
1	1 Vote	Videos Show Rats Crawling All Over Again
1	1 Vote	You THINK Twice Before I Went Vegan Cocoa-Spice
1	1 Vote	Expectations Rarely Match Up to His D*ck
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Is Slowly Turning Into a Giant Pigeon?
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Get Nothing Done: An Illustrated Guide to the Friend Zone
1	1 Vote	Did the Pope Really Just Say Gay Marriage in Maine Is Legal Starting at Midnight
1	1 Vote	6 Artists You Didn't Realize Were Stupid Game of Thrones Characters
1	1 Vote	NASA Prepares to Judge, Host and Win American Idol as Much as Last Year Walk