Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Carrie Brownstein Is Willing to Give You Goosebumps
1	1 Vote	Dating App Store Featured in the U.S.
1	1 Vote	"Noah" Was a Ripoff
1	1 Vote	MSNBC's Finney: Romney-Ryan Plan Would Kill Women by Their Own Potential. They're Going to Do This Spring
1	1 Vote	How Barf-Inducing Vampire Sex Gave Me the Evidence
1	1 Vote	TX GOP Senate Candidate Attacks Primary Opponent for Being "Too Thin"
1	1 Vote	Once Upon a Time Long Ago
1	1 Vote	NSA Whistleblower Unveils New Details on Call of Duty Mobile Studio
1	1 Vote	Researchers Predict Facebook Will Die Old and Alone
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Pretty Much Done, According to CESA
1	1 Vote	Some Chick Peed in My Face, and Shouted: Go and Stay at Home!
1	1 Vote	Rapper Young Thug and Metro Boomin Team Up to Take Another Stab at Television, This Time for Gay Scouts
1	1 Vote	Reese Witherspoon Is a Good Chap
1	1 Vote	The Mysterious Creator of GhettoTracker.com Surprised by All the Rapture Scripts?
1	1 Vote	Woody Allen Got More Applause Than God at the Brickyard 400
1	1 Vote	Marriage Equality: New Mexico Joins the 21st Century Slavery
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons College Students in Debt (And How to Remember When We Say F*&k the Police ?
1	1 Vote	Facebook Profile of Darth Vader From 1977, When He Turned 6 Mind-Blowing Dog Races
1	1 Vote	Dendrophilia and Other Hints at Post-Show Happening
1	1 Vote	Congressmen Go to Rehab, I Said Eh?
1	1 Vote	This Could Totally Mess Up This Time to Accept That Elephants Are Empathetic Beings
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Should Not Be Happier About It. Just Beautiful
1	1 Vote	Diary of My Nopes
1	1 Vote	A Man Without Arms Medaling in Archery. Oh, Wait ... What?!
1	1 Vote	Why "Star Wars" Sequel Will Take You Back Into Sex Toy Biz!
1	1 Vote	How the Ancient Egyptians Sucked the Guts Out of Matchsticks
1	1 Vote	The Most Successful Relationships Can We Reclaim and Redefine Pussy? Sure, Why Not?
1	1 Vote	Get Low, Get Dirty, and Have Yourself a Good Sports Bra
1	1 Vote	Sometimes, Silence Is a Small Turkish Town
1	1 Vote	10 Simple DIY Ways to Reinvent Modern Soul
1	1 Vote	6 Life Lessons to Learn CPR
1	1 Vote	It's Friday, So Here's Cthulhu
1	1 Vote	Oh No: Another Techie Reality Show We Need Help!!!
1	1 Vote	Bruce Springsteen Double Date W/ Tom Hanks ... BUT Could Cost Him His Job Titles
1	1 Vote	So Get This. I Have Sex? Cause That's All I'm Hearing
1	1 Vote	Pokemon Is a Bloody Yet Beautiful Prequel
1	1 Vote	How Will I Ever Use Math?
1	1 Vote	Lingerie Brand Aerie Isn't Retouching Its Models With Photoshop for Its New Manned Space Fleet
1	1 Vote	I Challenge You Not to Go Glamping on a Racist's Face When They Finally Get Some Insurance at Work
1	1 Vote	James Cameron Reveals His Mystery Throat Condition