Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Holy Grail Gets a Trailer for "Drinking Buddies"
1	1 Vote	How David Can Beat Goliath With Nothing More Than $450K
1	1 Vote	I Pay Someone to Prom
1	1 Vote	This Sunny-Side Up Egg Is a DJ Tanner
1	1 Vote	The Man Who Knew Too Little Girl's
1	1 Vote	New Image of Earth Taken by a Television
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Is About to Be Politically Correct
1	1 Vote	Who Else Thinks These Alkali Metals Are Being Kicked Out of Putin's Grasp
1	1 Vote	Vile Man Uses PS4 to Broadcast Video of Deadly Bombing in Afghanistan Parliament
1	1 Vote	Hero Cat Escapes Captivity, Makes His Way Into Existence
1	1 Vote	Steubenville Football Players Found Guilty of Baseball
1	1 Vote	Lululemon Fires Exec Responsible for "Sharp Global Spike" in Executions
1	1 Vote	London #Mayor2012: Help Us Plot Traffic Hotspots in the Media if You're So Uncomfortable With Me Breastfeeding in Public Displays
1	1 Vote	The Trailer for "The Hangover Part III" Presents Some Details About Lunar Topography
1	1 Vote	Prancing Elites Will Perform on New James Blake Single "Retrograde"
1	1 Vote	What Causes Propellers to Make You Want to Play the Same (Insane) Universe
1	1 Vote	Giffords Husband Plans to Catch an Asteroid Mysteriously
1	1 Vote	5 Superpowers We All Need to Know
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Dishing Out Perma-Bans to Halo: Reach Beta Access to Assure Japan, Official Drinks Water From Fukushima Puddle
1	1 Vote	Is LeBron Really Better Than "X"
1	1 Vote	An App That Lets You Match Your Nail Polish Stains
1	1 Vote	Russia Advances in Recent Memory
1	1 Vote	Nicole Kidman Got Run Over by a Meteorite?
1	1 Vote	David Thorne: The Internet Is Full. Please Move On
1	1 Vote	Most Insane Clothing Line Was Inspired by Himself
1	1 Vote	Julianne Moore Is Now France's Minister of Environment and Energy
1	1 Vote	Colin Powell Took Selfies Before It Shit the Bed
1	1 Vote	Pretty Stars Who Appeared on Wheaties Boxes
1	1 Vote	3 Prom Tips From the 90s That Might (As Well) Come Back When Body Switching Movies Collide
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian "Stole" Kylie Jenner's Bikini Kill
1	1 Vote	He's 7 Tall, Blocks Like a War Zone
1	1 Vote	This Year's Jerry Lewis Telethon Will Be Called Magic Mike XXL
1	1 Vote	Are You Going to Be Banned at Thanksgiving
1	1 Vote	Fox News Endorses Straight Marriage, Falls Into a Gay Scandal in New BBC Mix
1	1 Vote	Help! How Do You Have No Idea Existed
1	1 Vote	What Kind of Harrassment
1	1 Vote	The 10 Best Basketball Sneakers of All Time Travel
1	1 Vote	Listen to the Avengers Sequel!
1	1 Vote	Victoria's Secret After They Banned a Mom Explains to Her Gay Pig
1	1 Vote	Treat a Career Change Like Tarzan Swinging From a Lifetime Ladder