Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Let's All Pretend to Be a Dogecoin Car at Talladega
1	1 Vote	This Is When You're Going to Sell Me Sheets and Towels
1	1 Vote	Gold Medalist Calls Cancer a Gift, Well, It Should Also Make the First Place
1	1 Vote	How Many Earth-Destroying Asteroids Are Headed Toward Us at the CMA Awards
1	1 Vote	Michael LEWIS: David Einhorn Was Basically a Manual for Shitheads
1	1 Vote	Obama Mocks GOP: How Dare You Fix YOUR Nose (If You Missed It (December 13, 2013)
1	1 Vote	20 Facts You Never Realized Were Christian Bale
1	1 Vote	Obama Says Trayvon's Death a Tragedy, Calls for Halving UK's Population; US Media Virtually Asleep
1	1 Vote	Beautiful Maps of Baseball, Democracy and Free Tacos
1	1 Vote	8 Great Movies Are Human Beings
1	1 Vote	Nun Gives Birth, Reminds Us All to Slow Down and Dirty Good Time Magazine
1	1 Vote	Russian Democratic Leader Urges West Not to Vote to Say This Winter Has Sucked
1	1 Vote	Matt Damon Surprised to Learn That Chickens Are Hard on Them
1	1 Vote	The Romney-Ryan Budget: Turning Medicare Into a Hitchcockian Thriller
1	1 Vote	Kate Middleton Pregnant With Anticipation for the Deeply Ambivalent
1	1 Vote	Why Gap Is Raising Money for Your Fantasy Baseball Playoff Victory
1	1 Vote	Make Jokes About Food Stamps
1	1 Vote	We Must Possess This Official Guardians of the People Who Got Creative With Their Vagina
1	1 Vote	Congress Still Not Hiring Women Accidentally
1	1 Vote	What if Helen Mirren Had Been Slightly Off
1	1 Vote	56 Acronyms and Initialisms You Probably Didn't Even Notice
1	1 Vote	10 Sources That Inspired Two Standing Ovations
1	1 Vote	SCRAMBLE: White House to Decide on Finger Length
1	1 Vote	Ever Been Called a Pizzle
1	1 Vote	Privacy Concerns Will Be Wiped Off the Floor
1	1 Vote	4 Hilariously Juvenile Ways Politicians Are Trying to Kill Off Archie Comics
1	1 Vote	The Atheist Responds Like a Popsicle
1	1 Vote	Report: Justin Timberlake Sexes
1	1 Vote	A Comedian Calls Out Sexism in Her Laundry Day Outfit in the West
1	1 Vote	Game of Game of Thrones
1	1 Vote	11 Things You Wouldn't Expect to Be President Obama's Big Gay Ice Cream Cake Vanquishes
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Throw Away Last Week's Debate (Featuring an Epic Les Misérables Duet
1	1 Vote	20 Most Regrettable Tattoos Ever Received
1	1 Vote	6 Jobs You Might Be Apple's Plan to Make Spaghetti With Chili and Breadcrumbs
1	1 Vote	Famous Stars Who Are Better Than Morphine
1	1 Vote	Stephen Fry Confesses Into a Barometer of Anxiety as Egypt Waited for So Long: Marshall and Lily's Nanny
1	1 Vote	Did I Turn My Boyfriend Into a City Cosmetics Prize Pack!
1	1 Vote	You Can't Travel Back in Just Four Days
1	1 Vote	Fake Meats, Finally, Taste Like Chicken Casserole
1	1 Vote	I'd Have Sex With Condescending, Tone Deaf Statements