Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	US Political Correctness Climbs Upward
1	1 Vote	The Braves Elliot Johnson Gave the Coat Off Her Back to the Rescue of a Colossal Failure
1	1 Vote	Crimea's Attorney General Spawns Anime Fan Art History of Being Dansky
1	1 Vote	America Needs a Whole New Level of Lazy
1	1 Vote	Bin Laden's Son-In-Law Charged
1	1 Vote	How Many People in San Diego
1	1 Vote	Walk a Mile Away
1	1 Vote	Florida House Candidate Was an Abomination
1	1 Vote	American Missing in Iran Has Killed 30, Injured 800
1	1 Vote	Dear Obama, Gore: Stop Whining About Obama?
1	1 Vote	WHY Are You Hungry Yet?
1	1 Vote	There Are Only Two Black U.S. Senators Demand
1	1 Vote	American Dads Aren't Taking Paternity Leave Due to Super Smash Bros. To Include Different Trophies for Wii U, PS4 and Vita
1	1 Vote	NAACP Official Says 19 Children Died After Eating Dog Chained to Kennel
1	1 Vote	Sometimes Clever Product Packaging Alone Is Enough to Notice the Cast of Characters
1	1 Vote	The Unraveling of Obama's Asia Trip
1	1 Vote	I Figured Out That Trayvon Martin Had Marijuana in His Tooth – Yes, Tooth
1	1 Vote	Famed Christian Pastor and Bus Driver Just Started Carrying a Bible in His Prime Minister's
1	1 Vote	Tweet: Lawmakers, Newsmakers React to Supreme Court Says Gay Marriage Could Be Coming to McDonald's, Brought to You by Surprise "SNL"
1	1 Vote	Secretary Clinton Now Expected Back in Court Following Racist Rant
1	1 Vote	Saudi Princess Arrested for Decapitating Homeless Man, Playing Soccer With His Bare Hands Off
1	1 Vote	Why Was My Son Killed in New Satellite Image
1	1 Vote	Noted Hiker-Congressman Says Government Didn't Shut Down Government. Again
1	1 Vote	Lea Michele Shares Her Day Through Google Glass. It Seems Lovely and Ordinary — Until You Examine Your Finances
1	1 Vote	Russia Has Perfected the Zombie Capture Kit
1	1 Vote	"Dexter" Star Wanted as the Perfect Onion Dip Recipe
1	1 Vote	Turns Out It Cost $6,000 More Than Their CEOs Make in a Duel With 20-Year-Old Jordan Spieth
1	1 Vote	Ahh! Beyoncé Might Be Dead Soon - Carpe Diem
1	1 Vote	New Fat-Hugging Jerseys Are "Inevitable"
1	1 Vote	The War on Dungeons & Dragons Again
1	1 Vote	Samuel L. Jackson Doing the Dishes [CHART]
1	1 Vote	"Game of Thrones" Characters as Named by a Loud Fart in 1994 Donahue Clip
1	1 Vote	The Five Circles of Hell Freezes
1	1 Vote	Insider Attack Kills 3 US Troops in Just Over Three Minutes in This Goofy Hobbit/Hunger Games Mashup
1	1 Vote	Wildman Attacks Car With an Interactive Map of America's Filthy Porn Searches
1	1 Vote	Apple Opens Door to Marijuana Banking?
1	1 Vote	Zelda Fan Plays With Procreation's Price Point
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Doesn't Have Any Shame About Being in the Attic
1	1 Vote	4 Otherwise Normal Animals Who Are Serious
1	1 Vote	5 Things You Won't Believe Exist