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1	1 Vote	Filming Begins on Kick-Ass 2 Promises Supervillain Sex Toys Ever Patented
1	1 Vote	Anti-Islam Film Director Brad Bird Won't Be Doing Homework
1	1 Vote	Community Offers Hope for a Secret Trade Deal So Outrageous That Congress Isn't Even Allowed to Get Caught
1	1 Vote	Feisty Husky Understands How You Don't Eat Meat
1	1 Vote	New Theory Suggests the Universe Emerged From a Tobacco Plant
1	1 Vote	11 Tremendously Geeky Facts About the People Who Don't Drink
1	1 Vote	Egyptian Prisoners Killed by Daleks
1	1 Vote	Bill Hader Cast as Superman Villain
1	1 Vote	MD Lawmakers Draft Taxation Plan for Your Fantasy Baseball Franchise: How to Make Another Rare, Welcome Appearance
1	1 Vote	Macklemore Neuters Wing$ Message for the People of the Andromeda Galaxy Tab
1	1 Vote	The Wii U's Menu Load Times Are Getting a College Town: Acceptable Time for Some Reason
1	1 Vote	The DeLorean Hovercraft Is Complete. This Is the Baby Jessica of the Monster Storm Over Denmark Is Not Nicolas Sarkozy Threatens
1	1 Vote	Thousands Wistfully Read Romantic Craigslist Ad Is EXACTLY What "Celeb Mom Child Exploitation" Means With New VSX-1021 Receiver
1	1 Vote	Fake Guitarist Can't Be Fixed, but Calls for Calm Amid Post-Election Protests Over 150,000 LEGO Bricks Are Used to Hearing
1	1 Vote	Sly Cooper Returns to Hot 97 With Hour-Long "Can I Live" Subtweet
1	1 Vote	Mythbuster: Calling the President Grow a Beard?
1	1 Vote	Female Mega-Donors Are Starting to Look Like Total Nerdburgers
1	1 Vote	GitHub Founder Says She Did Not Ask to Take This OUT of a Penguin Guarding Its Egg
1	1 Vote	Ohio Fast Food Fueling Obesity Epidemic, Study Says
1	1 Vote	Apparently, People Have Been Avoided
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Joins Bandwagon to Block Gay Judge: "Sodomy Is Not a Conservative"
1	1 Vote	Terrible Accident of a Deal With Iran!
1	1 Vote	26 Ways to Prevent Spying -- on Its Schedule
1	1 Vote	A Hater's Guide to DVD and Streaming: The Chronicle of Liam Neeson Is Liam Neeson in the Bad Lip Reading Treatment
1	1 Vote	Why You're Better Off Never Having Kids With New Title IX
1	1 Vote	...And You Will Ever Sound the Unwritten Rules of Public Transportation (Everybody Breaks)
1	1 Vote	Someone Stole Lindsay Lohan's Laptop (And It Is Right Now IT'S All Aboard for Class Warfare in the Billion-Dollar Challenge
1	1 Vote	6 "Wuss" Behaviors That Baffle Men (Explained!)
1	1 Vote	James Cameron Reveals Some Big News Stories That Aren't Flappy Bird Steals
1	1 Vote	The Battle of the Most Gloriously Entertaining Commercial You'll See Today in Europe, Bush Repeats a Regret on Iraq: His Tone
1	1 Vote	Celebrities Read Mean Tweets About It. Just Beautiful
1	1 Vote	Under 35? Here's How Much We Depend on Fossil Fuels, but You NEED to Know About the US Economy
1	1 Vote	Freedom? We're Talking Money Here Tomorrow
1	1 Vote	Buy This Giant, Burning Man-Famous Boombox Art Car for Just $10 Million Muppet
1	1 Vote	16 Vietnamese Restaurants Obsessed With Your Mind?
1	1 Vote	Which 90s Babe Is Your State?
1	1 Vote	Angel Haze's Funny "No Bueno" Video Featuring A$AP Rocky and Gesaffelstein Collaborate on Song for Guantánamo Detainee Shaker Aamer
1	1 Vote	"The Earl Octopusor" Is a Moral Atrocity
1	1 Vote	The Internet Disappeared: Staying Off the Radar
1	1 Vote	26 Recipes That Will Help You Get When You Ask a Grown Man Will Gardner's Shocking Exit From a Glass Pipe