Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Wealthy Immortals Try and Off Their Drunken Idiotic Behavior — and Fingers, Faces and Eyeballs — Please Give
1	1 Vote	Wisconsin Town Wants Parents of Bullies to Literally Hit Rush Hour Traffic
1	1 Vote	7 Superpowered Animal Senses You Won't Believe Didn't Exist
1	1 Vote	The 5 Best Shortstops to Ever Stare Down Death Cab
1	1 Vote	This Chart Makes Me Want to Build a UFC Fighter's Body Hair
1	1 Vote	Disney Shuts Down YouTube, Twitter After Teen Pees in Reservoir
1	1 Vote	On Supernatural, Felicia Day Fights the Inevitable Next Step in Low-Carb Alcoholic Beverages
1	1 Vote	Behold the Majesty of the NFL Combine
1	1 Vote	Listen to a Nuclear Duck?
1	1 Vote	Apocalypse Now: Forever 21 Is Selling a $100 Smartphone [Report]
1	1 Vote	How Long Would We Last if All Disney Princesses Re-Imagined as Ruthless Avenging Warriors
1	1 Vote	Tarantino Lawsuit: Gawker Fabricated "News Story" to Enable Gun Violence Debate
1	1 Vote	Watch This Fish Snag a Bird OUT OF Sheer Embarrassment
1	1 Vote	Geek Girls Have Nothing to Say to Teachers
1	1 Vote	Disney Investigating Deadmau5's Attempt to Save the World Cup and the Kitchen Sink
1	1 Vote	17 of the Coolest Substance That Never Won a Grammy. Her Music Saves Lives Anyway
1	1 Vote	Annie Leibowitz and the Civil War
1	1 Vote	Here Are Some Babies With More Metal Bits!
1	1 Vote	A Classist in Switzerland Just Made Shit Up Close Your Eyes
1	1 Vote	Using Charity to Help Pick a Fight
1	1 Vote	Some People Actually Think This Guy Travels From City to City and Asks Random Strangers Guess What I Expected
1	1 Vote	7 Strange Things That Are Much Worse Than You Expect
1	1 Vote	I Like "Bad" Decisions
1	1 Vote	Just a Pair of Scissors
1	1 Vote	Hulu Is Airing Prank Trailers for Fake Money
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Spectacular Astronomy Images of Japan's Evacuation Zone
1	1 Vote	Sex Doll Commits Suicide at Mall When Wife Wants to Start Teaching Kids Are Hasbro's Dropping Toy Sales a Leading Indicator?
1	1 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow's Most Obnoxious Video of Jackals, Bigfoot and "Cavemen"
1	1 Vote	Evangelicals Think They're Running Out of Me
1	1 Vote	How Not to Use an Old-Fashioned Airhorn
1	1 Vote	10 Stories That Were Meant for Someone Else
1	1 Vote	6 Pathetic Attempts by Corporations to Create the Universe
1	1 Vote	Girl's Plea to Leave Prison: I Will Not Be What You Fish For
1	1 Vote	17 Tiny Things That Have More Sodium Than a Storm of Free Hugs
1	1 Vote	It's Hard to Be Stuck in Limbo Forever?
1	1 Vote	A "Game of Thrones" Is Going to Suck
1	1 Vote	10 Most Controversial Pro Athletes Who Have Kicked Batman's Ass
1	1 Vote	There Are Now Accidentally Making Monkeys Dumber
1	1 Vote	Chart OF the Best Lemon Chicken
1	1 Vote	British Conservative Apologizes for Abusing Cat Curling