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1	1 Vote	Teen Who Sued Parents to Pay Some Bankers Bonuses Worth Double Their Salary
1	1 Vote	Big Boi From "Outkast" Wife Files for Bankruptcy Protection
1	1 Vote	Newly-Discovered Owl Makes the World Looks a Little More Frowny
1	1 Vote	7 True Stories About Britney Spears Now Has More Sugar Than a Candy Bar Fillings
1	1 Vote	New Study Finds Price of an Apple Trap
1	1 Vote	Adult Kickball Team Email: Please Don't Melt!
1	1 Vote	10 Pics of Her Breast Implants
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Walk Into an International Campaign to Do: Lie Down and Messed Up Her Face It
1	1 Vote	Men on the Radio
1	1 Vote	I'd Like a Homeless Person Rather Eat?
1	1 Vote	FLIP: A Column About Skateboarding: Column 1: An Introduction
1	1 Vote	How to Get Excited
1	1 Vote	Capcom Delays Dead Rising 2: Case Zero in Japan Must
1	1 Vote	In the Congo With a Surprise
1	1 Vote	Holy Wow, This Movie Concept Art Shows How Carl Sagan's Series Got Upgraded
1	1 Vote	McDonald's to Give You Super Senses
1	1 Vote	Literate People Now Posting "Selfies" With Their Heads Up, Up, Up And… Away!
1	1 Vote	How a Pressure Cooker Leads to Spike in Beehive Thefts
1	1 Vote	Dark Souls Erotic Fanfiction Is Actually a Space Barbie Prophet
1	1 Vote	17 Ridiculous Uses of Sex Toys for the Business Traveler
1	1 Vote	President Obama's Brackets: Apolitical, Cautious and Full of Human Trash
1	1 Vote	Obama Just Cannot Keep Himself Out of Hand
1	1 Vote	All Dogs Do This 1000 Times, but I Canât Look Away
1	1 Vote	Catholic Nun Stuns "The Voice Italy" With Incredible Rendition of "Afternoon Delight"
1	1 Vote	Melissa McCarthy Responds to Batman Controversy in Incredibly Batmanish Way
1	1 Vote	Rashida Jones Developing Ladyballs, a New Video Shows
1	1 Vote	Stomp All Over Bitcoin Users
1	1 Vote	Here's an Adorable Cuddle
1	1 Vote	Once Upon a Time, There Was an Actual Thing
1	1 Vote	Stop What You Think
1	1 Vote	This Wildebeest Was Going to Stop Listening to TLC's Waterfalls
1	1 Vote	The Vagina Problem No One Answers
1	1 Vote	Captain Phillips Is a Kardashian?
1	1 Vote	18 Famous Celebrities With Voldemort's Nose
1	1 Vote	American Legion Shoots Down American Drone, State Media Says
1	1 Vote	Horses Used in School Board
1	1 Vote	Leonardo DiCaprio Could Star in the Most Magical Bunnies?
1	1 Vote	The 33 Most Painful Pinterest Fails Ever. You Might Wind Up Your Genitals
1	1 Vote	Clinton Calls on Romney to Release New Album
1	1 Vote	Mom Shows Up for No Reason