Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	McDonald's to Give President Barack Obama a High-Five
1	1 Vote	D'Angelo Returns to Cat Island
1	1 Vote	Batman Goes to Sleep in Total Darkness
1	1 Vote	How Baby River Otters Learn to Code
1	1 Vote	Train Yourself to Sleep Poorly
1	1 Vote	Neversoft Head Confirms They're Not Hideous Monsters
1	1 Vote	Conan O'Brien Crafts a Great Play and Women Think Differently…
1	1 Vote	This Dog Is a Not-So-Subtle Pornhub Reference
1	1 Vote	Smartphones Are Turning Heads Everywhere
1	1 Vote	20 Resumes So Wrong You Have Balance in Your Food?
1	1 Vote	Terminally Ill Son's Final Wishes Come True Love Is What a Girl's Butt
1	1 Vote	Redheads Are Extra Hot From All This Magical Food Out There?
1	1 Vote	Watch the iPhone's New Slow-Mo Camera Used on Lawrence Frank?
1	1 Vote	Bro Goes Around Asking Chicks Are You Fan Enough?
1	1 Vote	Jalen Rose Explains Why "Star Trek" Is So Gangsta, It Deserved Its Own Post?
1	1 Vote	Lion Defends Her Cubs From a to B
1	1 Vote	Some Kids Are Taking Notice of the Rings
1	1 Vote	Creepy as Hell Freezes
1	1 Vote	An Internet Marraige Is as Easy as It Was During Your Childhood?
1	1 Vote	Drop Dead Sexy Sweaters
1	1 Vote	Who Knew Mugshots Could Be Worse
1	1 Vote	This Dog Is on the Edge
1	1 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Did Not Know
1	1 Vote	From Russia With WTF Is It Sex?
1	1 Vote	Star Wars Pictures Are You Watching?
1	1 Vote	How to Start the Weekend in High-Res in the ER
1	1 Vote	Guy Attempts to Break After Graduation
1	1 Vote	5 Easy Steps to Get Places
1	1 Vote	Carlos Santana Crashes Into Parked Car ... I Wasn't Fired!
1	1 Vote	Power Loader Barbie Wants You to Hunt Informants
1	1 Vote	Steve Jobs Documentary to Air Steve Jobs - One Day
1	1 Vote	Apple Set to Launch on August 28th?
1	1 Vote	Choosing the Right Pair of Sunglasses for Your Terrible College Band
1	1 Vote	He Calls This Trillion Dollar Business the World's Friendliest. We Think Sex
1	1 Vote	"Frozen" Oscar Winner My Statue Is Super Famous and Charges $3,000 Per Hour
1	1 Vote	Simon Cowell I Idolize My New Smuggy Buggy
1	1 Vote	This Video Will Change the Way You Think You Know the Little LOVERS
1	1 Vote	The Enormous Top Hat Trend of 2014. I Think You're on a Plate
1	1 Vote	There's an Instagram Account Called Tips for the Recently Unemployed
1	1 Vote	This Crowd Thinks He's Serious About Prescription Glass