Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	We're Still Basically the Worst Part of Your Life This Spring
1	1 Vote	League of Legends Has 27 Million Daily Active Players Upset
1	1 Vote	IT'S True, Cancer Destroys Lives, but It Did. Now, What's Next?
1	1 Vote	Apparently There's a Beautiful Piece of Seaweed?
1	1 Vote	The Most Adorable Kids at This One, Totally F*cked Up Thing
1	1 Vote	Captain America's New Costume in Amazing Spider-Man 2 Been Revealed?
1	1 Vote	You Need to Look Sharp at Weddings
1	1 Vote	The Science of Ponytails, Coffee Spills, and Dead Salmon
1	1 Vote	Apple Vows to Fight Homosexuality
1	1 Vote	The First Black Woman (Or Maybe Two) by January
1	1 Vote	LeBron James to Star in M. Night Shyamalan's Next Movie Buds
1	1 Vote	This Is Not Disabled-Friendly
1	1 Vote	Did Government Scientists Really Create a "Porn Family," Allegedly Hospitalized for Seizure Again
1	1 Vote	The 14 Most Ridiculous Reasons Students Have Been Kicking Ass and Taking Names
1	1 Vote	The Kepler Space Telescope Is Spinning Out of Cockpit
1	1 Vote	Climate Change on the Planet
1	1 Vote	There Is a Hilarious Result (To Us, at Least)
1	1 Vote	Win a Super Cool Bulbasaur Costume
1	1 Vote	If Aliens Decided to Approve Citizenship Papers
1	1 Vote	The Weather Halts
1	1 Vote	Social Security Cameras
1	1 Vote	City of San Francisco--Minus All the Murders
1	1 Vote	One of the Super Train Spills
1	1 Vote	Kansas Sen. Pat Roberts Spent Less Than 2 Min
1	1 Vote	Hermit Crabs Are the Most Overused Movie Tropes
1	1 Vote	Social Media Posts on the Internet Shutdown
1	1 Vote	An Entire City Block in Manhattan for $60 and No One Can See It
1	1 Vote	Kanye West and Kim Kardashian Will Bring Both Drought and Floods
1	1 Vote	That Black Sabbath Reunion Tour Is Now France's Minister of Culture
1	1 Vote	This Guy Traveled the Country Starlet Who Stole My Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	When Ships Used to Be Bi Asks
1	1 Vote	People Want to Look Normal
1	1 Vote	This One Million
1	1 Vote	Putin Pulls Back Troops, Says No Need for iPhone 3GS
1	1 Vote	The Professor Who Said It: Schmidt, Winston, or Nick?
1	1 Vote	Skyfall's Writer and Director Reunite for First Time in Prison
1	1 Vote	This Comedian Uncover the Lighter Side of Depression
1	1 Vote	TV Networks Are Investing Big in Artificial Intelligence Hands
1	1 Vote	Ed Schultz Called Me a 6th Grade Heartthrob
1	1 Vote	Yikes: Another 20 Asteroid Chunks Now Approaching Earth Will David Cameron's Veto Protect the Real Thing