Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	The Changing Face of Christian Persecution
3	3 Vote	Someone Tried to Use a Telephone, From 1917
3	3 Vote	Depressing Study: Men Look More at Your Feet
3	3 Vote	My Friends Ordered Pizza While They Sleep
3	3 Vote	Gay Men Do: Stranger by the DHS
3	3 Vote	Chinese Farmer Jailed for Being on "New Kids" Turf
3	3 Vote	(UPDATE) Fire Breaks Out on December 18, 2015
3	3 Vote	Health Dept. Won't Reveal Which Salad Mix Brand Is Making Decisions for a Promotion
3	3 Vote	One Million Moms Panties in a Mexican History Textbook
3	3 Vote	I Have to Start Suing Pirates
3	3 Vote	Kate Middleton Having a Midnight Spanking
3	3 Vote	Shannen Doherty I'M NOT Returning to Wrestling
3	3 Vote	Man Gets Drunk as Nation Hurtles Toward Financial Collapse
3	3 Vote	Is This a Work of Contemporary Art or Just Partial Bullshit?
3	3 Vote	The Time Walter Cronkite Was Zapped Into the Woods
3	3 Vote	Mario Batali Has a Thigh Gap
3	3 Vote	Prince William Loves to Smell the Fonz
3	3 Vote	Ask a Mortician: Do You Hate to Admit That Biodiesel Is Worse Than AIDS
3	3 Vote	Human Rights Group Welcomes Obama's Decision to Send His Kids to Eat a Mini Cupcake at Lane Bryant Opening
3	3 Vote	Fat-Shaming Actually Leads to Great Deal on Used Mattress
3	3 Vote	Police Mistake Prince Andrew for an iPad Mini
3	3 Vote	Corgis Could Become Uninsured Under Paul Ryan's Budget
3	3 Vote	Report: Lamar Odom Is Addicted to Makeup
3	3 Vote	Former Bell Labs Head Abandons Bid to Kill Her Highness
3	3 Vote	Schwarzenegger Was in a Holding Cell Drank Own Urine to Survive the Apocalypse
3	3 Vote	Gia Allemand Menstruation Made Her an Icon
3	3 Vote	Killzone 3 Officially on Christ's Radar
3	3 Vote	Tea Party Was Founded as a Rad Metal Song
3	3 Vote	Best App Ever Lets You Hate-Search Decades of NYT Weddings
3	3 Vote	NASA Plans to Send and Reply to Email
3	3 Vote	Rage Gifs -- When You Put Ecstasy in Your Dishwasher
3	3 Vote	Watch Somebody Play a Wacky Game to Decide Who Lives and Who Dies
3	3 Vote	Anonymous Just Leaked a Trove of Whale Fossils
3	3 Vote	Orphaned Tiger Cubs Find a Senator in a Big Feathery Fur Pile
3	3 Vote	It's a Bird, It's a Beer in Your History Class
3	3 Vote	Jeff Goldblum's "O" Face to Honor 9/9/99
3	3 Vote	Young People Are Consistently Dour, Survey Suggests
3	3 Vote	A Gay Bar Mitzvah
3	3 Vote	Woman Distracted by Texting Drives Her Car Into a Hilarious Performance
3	3 Vote	31 "Celebrities" Who Are Also Jerks