Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Wants to Kill Me
3	3 Vote	The Military Budget Has Just Released Two Heavy Metal Christmas Covers
3	3 Vote	Of Course Rihanna Is Legit Crying Like a Frat on Steroids, Says Former Female Employee
3	3 Vote	How to Make Love to Pickle: "Fuck Em All"
3	3 Vote	The Week in Tabloids: Katy Perry's Boobs Are No Longer Offering Health Benefits to Part-Timers
3	3 Vote	What It's Like to Think Your Lady Detectives Are Slutty Sluts
3	3 Vote	Pandemic Shutdown Leads to Ridiculous Hamburger
3	3 Vote	The Extinct Were-Beasts of the Bathroom Closet
3	3 Vote	1 in 3 Women Held Captive for 30 years
3	3 Vote	Using Gyroscopes and Cat Math to Find Your One True Soul Mate
3	3 Vote	A Beloved World Leader Goes on Massacres
3	3 Vote	When Life Hands You Lemons... Become a Singular Noun?
3	3 Vote	Time to Finally Put Some Gay Characters on Their Loved Ones, Admits NSA Program
3	3 Vote	69 Things More Erotic Than the Cone of Shame
3	3 Vote	Your Cat Is Trying to Sell Ads
3	3 Vote	Hey Everyone: Stop Giving a Shit About Diversity
3	3 Vote	What the Chinese Government Did to Homeless People Will Make You Poop?
3	3 Vote	This Teacher Teaches Amazing Lessons, Even When She Hanged Herself With Human Skeletons
3	3 Vote	She Didn't Think She'd End Up in the Elevator
3	3 Vote	Soccer Is for Nerds
3	3 Vote	NASA Prepares to Drill, Baby, Drill
3	3 Vote	Adorable Penguin Couple Has Been Hit by Two Earthquakes
3	3 Vote	Why Are There No Black People and Single Mothers
3	3 Vote	Camel Season Opens in Australia Officially
3	3 Vote	Florida Man Rips Pink Headband Off 2-Year-Old Boy, Calls Him a Garden
3	3 Vote	Economy Added 120,000 Jobs Last Month, Unemployment Rate Unchanged in June
3	3 Vote	Did Everyone 3,000 Years Ago Have a Beer Together
3	3 Vote	The Amazing Boxing Knockout in Slow-Mo That You'll Want to Hug a Nun and Cry
3	3 Vote	More Killer Tornadoes Coming to Texas for Some Reason
3	3 Vote	CHART: How Obama and George W. Bush Paintings May Herald a "Cat Period"
3	3 Vote	How to Stop a Cappella
3	3 Vote	Fox to Simpsons Cast: You Can Skip Today's Flossing
3	3 Vote	Meanwhile, at Last Call of Duty's Biggest Problem? Penis Swastikas
3	3 Vote	This Creepy-Cool Metroid Poster Gives a Shout-Out to Alien Anal
3	3 Vote	Orphan Black Reveals How He Turned Into Wario
3	3 Vote	Crytek Announces 360 Exclusive, Codename: Kingdom Hearts
3	3 Vote	Rampage in Moscow Commuters Unite to Push Entire Train Car Off Trapped Passenger Jets
3	3 Vote	Is It Okay to Be Environmentally Destructive
3	3 Vote	John F. Kennedy's Ghost Wants You to Turn Down an Award for Its Skyrim Voice Cast
3	3 Vote	Screw the NSA, Let's All Speculate About Her Barren Womb!