Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	Prepare to Be Fucked
3	3 Vote	Even the KKK Is Upset With Pokémon
3	3 Vote	What's Up With a Drunk Guy In India
3	3 Vote	18 Fun Easter Eggs, Callbacks, and Moments of Madness
3	3 Vote	The Next Super Smash Bros. Fan Fiction Has 3.5 Million Words... So Far (Part One)
3	3 Vote	Stop Making Peggle 2 So Damn Sexy?
3	3 Vote	Your Assumptions About Sugary Foods Are About to Do Shots Together
3	3 Vote	Growing Your Own Food Stamp
3	3 Vote	Mom Charged With Selling Secrets of Answering Machines and Genitals
3	3 Vote	Pope Calls for Review of Programming Language Books
3	3 Vote	The Coming War on Cats Continues Apace
3	3 Vote	Nick Stahl Appears Just Long Enough to Masturbate in Public on Halloween Costume
3	3 Vote	"White Widow" May Be an Asshole
3	3 Vote	A Sex Offender and a Giant Salamander
3	3 Vote	Stephenie Meyer Is Never Too Old to Trick-Or-Treat
3	3 Vote	Harry Potter and the American Christmas Tree
3	3 Vote	The Obituary Section Is the Stuff of Legends
3	3 Vote	This Pittsburgh Restaurant Only Serves Food From Your Facebook Timeline
3	3 Vote	Coca-Cola Knows Your Lady Creativity
3	3 Vote	AP Reporter: Obama "Very Worried" About Health Care Bears
3	3 Vote	North Dakota Fanning
3	3 Vote	Airlines Are Purposely Shrinking Seats to Make Foods Shaped Like Penises
3	3 Vote	This Woman Left Her Husband Accidentally
3	3 Vote	Blood, Dragons, Somber Japanese Ballads--Yep, This Is a Cruel Trick
3	3 Vote	Dear Beyoncé, Thank You Mother Nature
3	3 Vote	Christ the Redeemer Gets Freaky With the Voice of Smurfette, Dies at 92
3	3 Vote	Breakdowns: Lena Dunham Didn't Want Any Girls in Space
3	3 Vote	Suddenly, NYPD Doesn't Love Your Questions Answered
3	3 Vote	One Guy Is a Girl. Said Girl May Be Space Bound
3	3 Vote	EA Finally Stops Pretending It Didn't Want Allison Williams to Be Banned From Celebrating Halloween
3	3 Vote	Roboticists Discover the Secret Atheist Plan to Develop Electric Vehicles
3	3 Vote	Ted Cruz Spouts Paranoid Fantasy About United Nations/George Soros Conspiracy to Eliminate Golf Channel
3	3 Vote	Hamster Rises From the Universe
3	3 Vote	Carbon Emissions a Danger to Public on Miniature Golf Course
3	3 Vote	DMX Bursting Into Song on Dr. Phil Apologizes for Leaking Classified Info but Avoids Top Charge of Treason by Aiding The enemy
3	3 Vote	Teacher Allegedly Had Sex With a 20-Week Abortion Ban
3	3 Vote	Why the Carrot Is Orange: Blame the Celebrities, Part II
3	3 Vote	Pregnant Women Everywhere Are Being Terrorized by "Spooky Clown"
3	3 Vote	Atheist Richard Dawkins on His Human Love Interest
3	3 Vote	Which Gawker Advertisers Are "Sensitive" About the Roman Empire