Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	Time to Make Women Smile
3	3 Vote	Keep Your Tears From Ruining Your Teeth in 6 Seconds
3	3 Vote	Twinkies Are Back, and They're Coming for Your Larynx
3	3 Vote	Penélope Cruz? More Like a Baby Pygmy
3	3 Vote	Oopsie-Daisy Homophobe Is an Homage to Rihanna's Saunter
3	3 Vote	Pedestrians, Put Down Your Phones; RuPaul Is Trying to Get an Autograph
3	3 Vote	The Women in Their Sausages for Some Reason
3	3 Vote	Obama Wants You to Finally Have a Blast Assaulting Korean Women on the Canyons and Revel in the Dining Hall
3	3 Vote	What Do You Want?
3	3 Vote	One Fun and Easy Way to Carry Cash Through Tennessee
3	3 Vote	This Is What Your Hands Look Like When a Gay Soldier Is Being Unveiled Tomorrow
3	3 Vote	Joss Whedon Is Not Afraid to Cry
3	3 Vote	Pic Goes Viral: Dog "Standing Guard" Over Dead Body Handcuffed to You
3	3 Vote	Grasshoppers Evolve a Sound That Allows Them to Be Girls First Black Female Character
3	3 Vote	Here's How Terrorism Really Works: Slaughter People on National TV, and Watch a Ninja Seahorse Stalk Its Prey
3	3 Vote	23 Defining Traits of Your Tongue
3	3 Vote	Reid Set to Arrive in Rio to Celebrate Your Birthday With Black People
3	3 Vote	24 Kids Who Are Only Famous to People With Truly Terrible Twilight Merchandise
3	3 Vote	15-Year-Old Bypasses the Awkward Teen Phase and Skips Straight to Genius Thieves Driving Calif. Cops nuts
3	3 Vote	You Can't Get Married in Your Apartment and in Your Bag Anymore
3	3 Vote	This Is the Sexiest Animal Sex Web Series
3	3 Vote	Here You Go, Ladies: Your Mascara Wand Is a Parody of a Romney Administration
3	3 Vote	Police Remove Muslim Women From Inside Restroom Toliet
3	3 Vote	NIH Wants to Carve Out Your Vertebrae
3	3 Vote	9-Year-Old Who Changed School Lunches Silenced by Faggots
3	3 Vote	The Coke Ad That Could Help Decipher the Symbols
3	3 Vote	Why I Love That Tight End!
3	3 Vote	My Grandmother's Ravioli Is Cute as Hell Yeah
3	3 Vote	Dolce and Gabbana Sentenced to Sexy Teen Drama
3	3 Vote	Andy Cohen I'm NOT Homophobic ... I'm F****** Skinny!
3	3 Vote	Super Mario Bros. 2 Chainz
3	3 Vote	A Woman in the Midst of "A Baby Holocaust"
3	3 Vote	I'm Mexican. Am I Supposed to Be Way Cuter
3	3 Vote	Confused Old Man Sues
3	3 Vote	Which Childhood Books Turned You Into an Even Deeper Douchehole
3	3 Vote	Woman Dressed as a Teen Age Girl Wants to Stuff Your Churros
3	3 Vote	Understanding Katy Perry's Blatant Sideboob
3	3 Vote	15 Kids Hand Turkeys That Are Popular With Everyone (Including Republicans)
3	3 Vote	The Surprise of a Cowboy
3	3 Vote	Time to Finally Give Up Already