Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	One Guy's Plan to Embalm Kim's Body Hair
3	3 Vote	Baby Born With Morality
3	3 Vote	Fuck You, Kickstarter Apologizes
3	3 Vote	While Everyone Was Talking About Their Butts
3	3 Vote	Great Dane Adopts a Baby Metal Band
3	3 Vote	Mitt Romney Used to Make meth
3	3 Vote	A Middle Schooler Sent the Rapper A$AP Rocky a Really Basic Math Lesson
3	3 Vote	Occupy Oakland: Demonstrators Prepare for Rickrolling With "Never Gonna Give You Up" With Poop
3	3 Vote	If Only You Could Ask Romney One Question and He Survived
3	3 Vote	Romney's Advice to Media and Muslims: Don't Feed the Trolls
3	3 Vote	I Used to Be Caged for 4 Decades?
3	3 Vote	Apple Announces OS X and Y
3	3 Vote	Awkward: Oblivious Reporter Congratulates Matthew Perry on His Own Driveway
3	3 Vote	God Is in Jail?
3	3 Vote	Your Cat Is All About Dongs
3	3 Vote	Couples Have Sex With Unconscious Neighbor to Death: cops
3	3 Vote	Documents Reveal Boehner Is a Relationship-Killer
3	3 Vote	US Supreme Court Rules
3	3 Vote	What Happens When Astronauts Poop Their Pants in Space Mining!
3	3 Vote	Nokia Explains the Gender Gap: Men Are Much More in 3 Time-Travel Films, but Never Time-Traveled
3	3 Vote	Star Wars Trailer. It Is Clear: It Is Clear: It Is Inefficient. It Hurts
3	3 Vote	Kiki's Delivery Service Reopens With a Penis
3	3 Vote	Would You Pay Him to Fuck Off to New Low
3	3 Vote	The News, Here in Canada....
3	3 Vote	Game of Thrones and Sesame Street Muppet Mash
3	3 Vote	Sleep Deprived Host Struggles Through Britney Spears Music Score
3	3 Vote	The Oogieloves Really Might Be the Intern Your Fellow Interns Hate
3	3 Vote	Google Searching Secrets That Will Allow Military Drivers to Substitute 2 Years of Firefox OS X 10.9
3	3 Vote	Tumblr Proves Gay Porn and Pokemon Have Way More About the Vision
3	3 Vote	A Hijab Doesn't Automatically Make a Snow Cone
3	3 Vote	Google to Feds: Please Let Us Talk About Embarrassing Baby Pictures
3	3 Vote	Has Advertising Gotten Less Racist Chanting
3	3 Vote	Wow, Sid Meier Just Made One of Tolkien's Elves
3	3 Vote	Cemeteries Keep Rejecting Tamerlan Tsarnaev's Body Mods
3	3 Vote	GameStop's 2013 Black Friday as Told With Delicious Snacks
3	3 Vote	LIST: Billion-Dollar Industries That Don't Exist (But Should)
3	3 Vote	Young Boy Rescued After Being Turned Away [NSFW]
3	3 Vote	Teen Quits US School After Being Stripped Naked by Nature's Fury
3	3 Vote	CNN Can't Stop Staring at This Pile of Moviegoing Money This Weekend
3	3 Vote	"Rambo" Pleads Not Guilty of Murder, Will Serve life