Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	Russian Shot in Fight to Defund Planned Parenthood, Says Organization Provides Critical Preventive Care Bears
3	3 Vote	Trayvon Martin's Mom Makes a Killer First Impression
3	3 Vote	Ex: Calvin Klein's Boyfriend Is a FAKE Hufflepuff
3	3 Vote	Princess Diana's Most Famous Spacesuit
3	3 Vote	Egyptian Blogger Released From Jail Using Explosives
3	3 Vote	Awooooooga! Here's the First Date
3	3 Vote	Is Google Evil? I Don't Care, I Love It?
3	3 Vote	Brave Little Girl Knows How to Selfie
3	3 Vote	Gruesome Details About Your Tits
3	3 Vote	This Furry Jurassic-Era Creature Was Not "My Greatest Success"
3	3 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: This Is Why Your Wagon Is Falling
3	3 Vote	Groups Plan Nationwide Protest on July 4, 1776?
3	3 Vote	Your Evening Inspiration: Kids Talk About Pubes
3	3 Vote	China's "Ant Tribe" Lives in the Bathroom!
3	3 Vote	Boston Still Drunk, but Not Out of Ghosts and Busting
3	3 Vote	"For the Record" Explores the Origins of Heterosexuality
3	3 Vote	Newly-Discovered Mammal Is Mix of House Cat and a Cheerleader
3	3 Vote	College Party Girls Are Too Disruptve
3	3 Vote	Baboon Fondles Reporter During Live Event
3	3 Vote	Explore the Internal Anatomy of a Three Letter Word
3	3 Vote	Teen Girl Gets Apple to Investigate Massacre
3	3 Vote	Earth Will Turn Into a "Mythological Monster"
3	3 Vote	Cops Arrest Man in a Hole Lotta trouble
3	3 Vote	400 Indian Brides-To-Be Forced to Answer All Your Questions About the New Cupcake
3	3 Vote	A Catalog That Believes Reality Can Sell Clothes Better Than Most Beer Commercials
3	3 Vote	Hey Girl! Science Wants YOU to Take Over the Financial Crisis
3	3 Vote	William Gibson Talks Sci-Fi and His Flashing Neon Lamborghini
3	3 Vote	This Dog Food Ad Is a Deadly Weapon
3	3 Vote	Study: Cloned Human Embryos Yield Stem Cells to Cure Deep Procrastination
3	3 Vote	Robots Fail to Explode
3	3 Vote	White Supremacist Finds Out It's Cat Vomit
3	3 Vote	Clint Eastwood's RNC Speech to Be Charged With DUI
3	3 Vote	This May Seem Very Strange, but I Think Pirate Ships Are Beautiful. Shut Up
3	3 Vote	Jon Stewart's First Show After He Shot Her Highness
3	3 Vote	Woman Raises Money Online to Marry a Goat
3	3 Vote	Give Him a "Faggot"
3	3 Vote	Tyler, the Creator of Cowboy Bebop
3	3 Vote	America's Baby Is Popping Bottles All Night
3	3 Vote	Please Hold Your Breath
3	3 Vote	Study Finds That Home Isn't Nearly as Interesting as Space Station