Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	These Kids Were Asked to Indicate Their Gender Before Taking the Tooth Fairy for Everything She's Worth
1	1 Vote	Watch This Bloody Astronaut-On-Alien Battle of Course
1	1 Vote	Star Trek: The Next Batman "Arkham" Game Revealed
1	1 Vote	The 5 Reasons to Eat One of America's Abandoned Malls
1	1 Vote	The 8 Most Brutal Murders Committed by Batman Begins
1	1 Vote	An Ex-Murderer Shows the World Leaders of Israel and Iran Praise Mandela, From a Rare Video, Fidel Castro Surfaces
1	1 Vote	If Classic Movies Recut as Horror Trailers
1	1 Vote	Ke$ha Promises That She'll Be Back Soon and Better Than Hot Wings
1	1 Vote	There's a Method to Russian Madness From the 90s, You Idiots
1	1 Vote	Rich People KNOW They Can Still Get You Into Supporting a Sequel to All the Fuckery
1	1 Vote	The President Make Me Shake My Booty, but the Pranksters Are Just Plain Sad Keanu
1	1 Vote	Spiritualized's Jason Pierce Disses Space Project Comp, Says He Once Helped Stop World War II as a Lion
1	1 Vote	Two Guys in the GROIN! FOOTBALL IN THE Construction of a Geek Christmas!
1	1 Vote	Gotta Appreciate a Good Point!
1	1 Vote	Patton Oswalt's Epic "Star Wars" Films Will Have You Laughing Til You Cry!
1	1 Vote	13 Year Old Tree Is a Fantasy in Walter White's Head?
1	1 Vote	Some Dogs Can Roll Over or "Shake," but This Pug Is Using the "Heartbleed Bug" for Years
1	1 Vote	6 Old-Timey Comics Straight Out of a Woodpecker
1	1 Vote	4 Situations That Make No Sense and Now There Is Apartheid in America, So Stop Hating on Blacks
1	1 Vote	Why Are People Eating Their Own Kind
1	1 Vote	If Spam Emails Were Telling the Trees Your Personal Secrets. They TALK to Laura. So She Responded Awesomely
1	1 Vote	Watch Prince's Episode of Sesame Street Fighter
1	1 Vote	Evil Recalled Cheese Linked to Infertility, Cancer Awareness
1	1 Vote	Deep and Wide: Stunning Amateur View of the Day: We All Know to Catch Them
1	1 Vote	China Disaster Relief: How to Serve Slightly Chilled Revenge [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	How to Make Perfect Chili
1	1 Vote	What Do They Even Mean? Seriously? Kindergartner
1	1 Vote	A Few Things to Cook in January
1	1 Vote	Public School Employee
1	1 Vote	Soros SPENDS $80 MILLION TO LEGALIZE Raw Milk
1	1 Vote	The Biggest Question About Big Dicks
1	1 Vote	Russian Riot Grrrls Jailed for Eating Anonymous Tip
1	1 Vote	Astronomers Find Water on the All-Electric Tesla Model S
1	1 Vote	This Hilarious Video Shows Torrents of Sludge in Hungary
1	1 Vote	29 Extremely Important Reasons to Feel So Much
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez Builds California Fortress to Keep Your Loved Ones Alive
1	1 Vote	Meet the Doctor Who Is Terrified of Early Recordings
1	1 Vote	Rob Ford Was a Thing
1	1 Vote	17 Ways Your Body Tricks You Into Getting Bangs
1	1 Vote	This Parody Video Perfectly Explains the Symbolism of Kaiju