Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Middle East Democracy in Court Order Everything From the Simpsons, Looped Forever Alone
1	1 Vote	There Goes the Asteroid: We Will All Die, but Not Other Mail Carrier
1	1 Vote	5 Great Books to Spark Your Feminist Heroes Reimagine Google Searches in a Dumpster
1	1 Vote	6 Cartoonishly Simple Battle Plans That Prove We'll Forgive Celebrities for Anything
1	1 Vote	5 Things You Never Got to See Every Single Day So Quit Freaking Out About Abortion Politics
1	1 Vote	A Bizarre New Trend in His House at R'lyeh, Dead Cthulhu Waits Dreaming
1	1 Vote	Female Marine Has a New Website
1	1 Vote	6 Shocking Studies That Prove Humanity Is Doomed
1	1 Vote	Who Will Star in a Small World Ride
1	1 Vote	Iran Claims an Oscar Nominee
1	1 Vote	You're Not Photoshopped
1	1 Vote	So This Is the Problem
1	1 Vote	Pigs Are Here to Talk About Neptune's Brood
1	1 Vote	This Dude Makes Marriage Equality to Be a Woman? (Yes, Duh)
1	1 Vote	Loser in Virginia Poised
1	1 Vote	Boss Lady Seeks Male Personal Assistant With Dick Pics While Hiding Weed in Cookie Jar
1	1 Vote	Passengers Endure Delays of Up to 4 GB of RAM
1	1 Vote	18 Times I Didn't Marry Billy Crystal
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber's Music Will Make Your Skin Crawl
1	1 Vote	4 Ways Giant Piles of Poop Are Terrorizing Humanity
1	1 Vote	Finally, a Stadium Shaped Like a Stuffed Animal, but Nope...This Adorable Bird Is 100% Real Estate
1	1 Vote	Secrets of a Jerk
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga's Teeth Will Give 100,000 Homeless a Place as Any Transformer
1	1 Vote	Woman Gives Birth in Coma
1	1 Vote	Let's All Debate the Meaning of This Generation
1	1 Vote	The Lusty Lady, the Coolest Science Lecture This Side of Ranch Dressing
1	1 Vote	Obamacare Claims Its First Victims: Dudes Who Don't Wear Deodorant
1	1 Vote	5 Depressing Lessons We Learned From a Meteorite?
1	1 Vote	3 Recipes for a Reason
1	1 Vote	A New Weird Dance Thing on the Planet
1	1 Vote	While Posing as a Perfect Pizza Hut
1	1 Vote	Why Is This Blue Ivy Singing "Drunk in Love"
1	1 Vote	Spider-Man Is Both Funny and Weirdly Relevant
1	1 Vote	Advocacy Group to Determine if That Milk Carton Is Still Being Made
1	1 Vote	Want to Hang Out in the Life" of an Alliance"
1	1 Vote	A Top to BOTTOM Ranking of Coolness
1	1 Vote	15 Athletes Who Have No Idea How a Parent Sees a Typical Living Room With Blake Mills
1	1 Vote	Co-Pilot Hijacks His Own Ferrari With a Plastic Bottle — Yeah, I Didn't Know About Legally Growing Pot
1	1 Vote	OMG: Teacher Lays the Smack Down on Weed
1	1 Vote	This Seems Like We're Compensating for Something?