Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Sign Up
Sign In
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

Rich People KNOW They Can Still Get You Into Supporting a Sequel to All the Fuckery

1 vote
Vote
Tweet
Share

discovered by randomfactor
2014-05-13

2014-05-13

Smashed From These Stories

  • Read
    Smashes
    So Long, and Thanks for All the Fuckery
    Jezebel Jezebel
  • Read
    Smashes
    Writing Totally Mean Yelp Reviews Can Still Get You Sued
    Jezebel Jezebel
  • Read
    Smashes
    Sequel to ‘Kony 2012’ Video Addresses Critics and Outlines Call for Action
    New York Times Lede New York Times Lede
  • Read
    Smashes
    To all our soldiers, sailors, and veterans, thank you
    The Chive The Chive
  • Read
    Smashes
    4 Stupid Things Rich People KNOW They Shouldn't Say, But Still Say Anyway
    Upworthy Upworthy
  • Read
    Smashes
    Sorry, But Liking A Facebook Picture Won’t Cure Cancer Or Get You Into Heaven
    Mommyish Mommyish
  • Read
    Smashes
    Ghostbusters returning to theaters to trick you into supporting a sequel
    The A.V. Club The A.V. Club

Smash from these news sources


Follow @HeadlineSmasher on Twitter

Get the best smashes all up in your social business.

Built by Wil Gieseler as a weird side project thing.

Follow me on Twitter at @wilgieseler if that's your jam.

Random Smash

Make a Suggestion

Report a Bug

View Source or Contribute on GitHub


Original headlines are copyrighted by their respective owners. This is a parody of news headlines.
© 2025 Wil Gieseler


Sign Up

No personal information required.

Existing users sign in

Why do I need an account? That is stupid and dumb!

You don't need an account to use the generator or browse around, but if you make one you can:

  • Save headlines from the generator
  • Vote on headlines
  • Earn sweet, sweet karma

We tried to do it without accounts for a while, but a few people kept cheating and hacking and being rude.

It's completely free and we don't ask for any personal information so we can't spam you.


I Already Have An Account