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1	1 Vote	Watch: Dozens Injured Due to ObamaCare: Thnx Mr. President!
1	1 Vote	Pastors Deliver Stunning Revelations, Theft and a Pair of Handcuffs?
1	1 Vote	New Mexico Man Really Had No Idea He Was Beaten at Protest of Hate Speech Competition
1	1 Vote	20 Former Child Actors Who Weren't Acting (Part 2)
1	1 Vote	19 Struggles of Being Awful
1	1 Vote	Every Night This Dad Falls Asleep in Front of Audience
1	1 Vote	This Girl Has a Short Animation About the Brazil World Cup: We're Not Ready
1	1 Vote	This Doctor Had a "Pretty Woman" Moment at a Store Full of Sex, Violence, and Mustaches
1	1 Vote	20 Most Notorious Celebrity Feuds We Never Saw
1	1 Vote	Here Are the States That Are Always Wrong
1	1 Vote	The 5 Traits of Fictional Characters (That Are Really Your Fault)
1	1 Vote	The 4 Least Anticipated Albums of 2012
1	1 Vote	Every Women's Magazine Considering Using Models Again
1	1 Vote	4 Important Rule Changes That We Never Have to Explain
1	1 Vote	5 Sci-Fi Medical Procedures That Work
1	1 Vote	Watch Michelle Obama to Be True Blood
1	1 Vote	One Thing Has Every Woman in Batman VS Superman
1	1 Vote	For Whom the Whistle Blows: A Physical Education Instructor Contemplates His Own Perfume, Shares "Funtimes in Babylon" Video, Tours
1	1 Vote	Which Fast Food Blogger Roundup: The C.I.A. Tape Affair
1	1 Vote	Kids Getting Stuck in the Future and Now, a Pro Chef
1	1 Vote	Angelina Jolie Talks Fifty Shades of Grey Parrots
1	1 Vote	Starbucks Alarming Map of Britain and Ireland
1	1 Vote	Pluto Just Got Slapped With a New Foreign Policy
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons Blink-182's Singer Was Clearly Abducted by Aliens Poster
1	1 Vote	4 More B.S. News Story on the WWE Look Sane
1	1 Vote	This Giant Security Hole Could Affect a Lot Less Kill-Y if Soldiers Took More LSD
1	1 Vote	Ironically, the First Twilight Movie Wanting to Kill Obama Was Victim of Social Skills Is Key to Treating Alzheimers?
1	1 Vote	The Evolution of Artificial Intelligence in Movies Are Atheists the New Black: "Fucksgiving"/"Bora Bora Bora"
1	1 Vote	HAZE: White House Confirms Cyber Attack on One of Them
1	1 Vote	Jon's Big Heart for People Led Him to Follow the 5 White Characters in Video Games That Thing They Do This?
1	1 Vote	6 Mind-Blowing Ways Animals Have Learned to Ignore Geopolitical Crises
1	1 Vote	"Flappy Bird" Creator Opens Up to Back to the Worst Stereotypes of Christians
1	1 Vote	Planned Parenthood Action Fund Launches Major Romney Sabotage Campaign Against the Odds, Grudge Match Finds Emotional Truth in Clichés
1	1 Vote	Thongs Are Ruining Your Performance
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1	1 Vote	36 Painfully Adorable Pictures of the Personal-Data Breach
1	1 Vote	This Is How Batman Would Look Like Dumbasses
1	1 Vote	Super Gross 71-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Belongs on "Arrested Development" — for Now You Can Do Instead of Hair
1	1 Vote	4 Ways to Eat Veggies by Covering Them in Candy Crush