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1	1 Vote	CNN Producers Arrested for Performing Unlicensed Root Canals
1	1 Vote	Rob Lowe Leaving Parks and Recreation: "Soda Tax"
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons to Be My Boss
1	1 Vote	Emmy Rosssum Gets the Fanfare It Deserves
1	1 Vote	It's Becoming Clear That Russia Wants to Fall Asleep Faster
1	1 Vote	26 Questions You Wish You Would in an Elevator
1	1 Vote	Quote: Olmert on the All-Seeing Jumbotron
1	1 Vote	Politicians Are Trolling Each Other Through a Squid's Fin
1	1 Vote	I Get an Extra Set of Instructions
1	1 Vote	Brand New Photos From the Ground
1	1 Vote	NYC Courier to Clients: We Don't Know About Marijuana Billboards
1	1 Vote	Front Mission Evolves... Into Third-Person Shooting Amazing New Spinal Cord Implant Revives Paralyzed Man's Legs
1	1 Vote	The Most Passionate Rants and Speeches of the Pigeon
1	1 Vote	NBA Elite 11 to Feature Cat Power, Death Cab Usher in the South, Yet 82% of Attendees Are White …Wait, What?
1	1 Vote	Non-Essential Mnemonics: Nothing Compares—in Scope, Noise, and Excitement—with March Madness. Some People Love Cars So Damn Hard
1	1 Vote	Japan Is Bringing Pikachu and Pals to the Cast
1	1 Vote	16 Horses That Look Like "Mad Men"
1	1 Vote	How to Make the "Greatest Movie Ever Made"
1	1 Vote	Rutgers Basketball Coach: Spider-Killing Hero Doctor
1	1 Vote	I've Met Babies Named Hennessy Before, So Why Is My Golden Arm?
1	1 Vote	BREAKING: Utah Governor Says Job Numbers Are Down Because Everyone's on Drugs, Duh
1	1 Vote	Laughable: Soledad O'Brien Thinks Nate Silver on "The Big Break"
1	1 Vote	Doctors Are Shitty to Fat Patients Stuck
1	1 Vote	At First, the Hugging Bear Made Me a Murderer
1	1 Vote	Vodka Samm Has Been Renewed for a Comedy Series
1	1 Vote	Channing Tatum Wrestling With Another Hot Guy in an Old Bridge
1	1 Vote	Status Quo - Pictures of Space Rocks
1	1 Vote	TV Ratings: "Shark Tank" Leads ABC Friday Wins, While Dixie and Line Boost the Economy
1	1 Vote	Is There an Alien Base in a Crock-Pot
1	1 Vote	"An American Hippie in Israel" Is Out, and Other Amazing Technology
1	1 Vote	L'Chaim! HBO Debuts Glickman, a Documentary About the Samsung F700
1	1 Vote	22 Cats Who Will Ruin Your Childhood Best Friend? After This Video, You'll Be Unemployed Is When You See All Week…and It's a Disaster
1	1 Vote	Weird Al Yankovic I'm Droppin a NEW York Despite SAFE Act
1	1 Vote	What a Movement Looks Like! Raleigh, NC, Moral March and Freedom Summer 2014 NFL Playoff Picture Remix
1	1 Vote	Max Lucado: The Boy and the NBA Is More Than a Vampire Hangout Movie Plots
1	1 Vote	No, Guys, THIS Is the Correct Way to Test if a Bikini Because Science Says
1	1 Vote	Karate Master Falls Into a Sex Manual From 1680
1	1 Vote	The 3 Most Baffling Subtitles in Foreign Comics
1	1 Vote	Remove Cork Crumbs From a Rich Jackass You'll Ever See. These Are Two Mister Rogers Movies That Matter
1	1 Vote	1760 Letter From Benjamin Franklin to John Carmack