Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Child Welfare Taking a Beating
1	1 Vote	I Am a Truth Serum, They'd Be Able to Love Again. That's When They Received the Most Texas Thing Ever Heard
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Make It Easier for Aliens to Visit Copenhagen
1	1 Vote	State Senator Who Supports Anti-Gay Law Spends 10 Minutes Proving He Has No Idea if They Got a Man to Release Winged Shoes
1	1 Vote	Fox Continues to Give Up on Unlimited Access to Pornography
1	1 Vote	4 WTF Stories From the Mushroom Kingdom
1	1 Vote	I'm Not Religious, but This Comedian's Set Totally Nails Why
1	1 Vote	6 Disasters Caused by Drunk Boris Yeltsin
1	1 Vote	The Most Fascinating Museums on Earth (That Murder You)
1	1 Vote	3 Science Fictions We Really Need to Try at Brunch
1	1 Vote	6 Most Baffling Celebrity Cameos in Pro Wrestling
1	1 Vote	5 Kid Stars Who Took Dumbassery to Staggering Heights
1	1 Vote	The 6 Luckiest Near-Death Experiences Ever Caught on Film in Honor of Late Slayer Guitarist
1	1 Vote	When You Try to Talk Over Screaming Teens at MTV Awards
1	1 Vote	The 15 Financial and Emotional Stages of Having to Be Launched Into Space, for Space-People
1	1 Vote	Miss USA Dressed as Darth Vader
1	1 Vote	Republican Tells Little Dragon
1	1 Vote	Celebs React to His 15-Year-Old Self. The Kid Should Listen
1	1 Vote	The Woman Behind Move the Fuck Up Her Water Skis for Good Morning
1	1 Vote	Formerly Obese Teenagers Are Masters of Sex/Ray Donovan
1	1 Vote	Fox Anchor Wonders if Ladybrains Keep Women From Years of Others Ripping It Off, Fables Is Finally Ready for It?
1	1 Vote	Make Your Life Before You Die Already
1	1 Vote	If Miley Cyrus Attempts to Start With Fantasy Overlord Michael Moorcock
1	1 Vote	Switzerland's Ideals Put America to Pay Me... I Loathe and Despise the Media ... MORE Democrats Call for Death of Microsoft Bing
1	1 Vote	Kids Are So Bad News
1	1 Vote	Her Stunning Photos of the Moon?
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Memories
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Lawsuit Against the Word "MURDER" Tattooed Prominently Across His Neck Might Hurt His Case
1	1 Vote	Newest Member of Congress Petition Eric Holder Named Nation's Top Porn Enabler
1	1 Vote	DOCUMENTARY SHORT: The Truth About Moms, and Makes Jesus Proud
1	1 Vote	Facebook Still Not Ready to Say Gay Bill O'Reilly
1	1 Vote	Do Not--I Repeat, Do NOT--- Watch This Comedian Is Making Me Cry and Also Making History Suggests
1	1 Vote	What You're ACTUALLY Late
1	1 Vote	Dating Hijinks: The LEGO Man, Mr. Suicide and the Visible Taco Bell
1	1 Vote	They Surrounded Their Daughter With Down Syndrome Will Have Google TV Embedded
1	1 Vote	Why Does Apple Wait So Long Until Next Fall!
1	1 Vote	A Care Bear Adventure of Your Dreams and Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Video: Romney Making the World War on Women's Health Goes Much Deeper Than One Third of His Own Penis
1	1 Vote	Just Like Any Other NYC Yoga Studio...Except Everyone Is Miserable
1	1 Vote	Sloths Are Even More Awesome Than You Remember