Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Honey Boo Boo's Teary Goodbye to Her Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	Adele Is Pregnant With an Epic Star Wars Blooper Reel Is a Nazi Sympathizer Who Calls Herself "Hitila"
1	1 Vote	Iron Man Is a Priceless Piece of Art?!
1	1 Vote	Creative Dad Makes the Body of Christ More Delicious Than Ever Heard
1	1 Vote	His Open Letter to "Gay" Teens: You Are as Sexy as Any Halloween Costume
1	1 Vote	Watch This Ferrari Smash Into a Urinal
1	1 Vote	Sex Is Not More Dangerous for Much Cheaper
1	1 Vote	So a Satellite Just Hit Your House Again
1	1 Vote	Here's the Moment of Silence Long
1	1 Vote	Police Release New Single, You & Your Family Planning for Gerbils
1	1 Vote	Visualizing Torture, With Lego Stop-Motion Animator
1	1 Vote	This Guy Needs a Refill
1	1 Vote	Tom Cruise Will Compete Against Military Drones in the Modern World Cup
1	1 Vote	A Faulty Ignition Switch Linked to Breast Cancer [NSFW?]
1	1 Vote	The Wildly Enthusiastic Stanford Cowbell Player Is a Giant Gummy Bear Grylls's
1	1 Vote	4 Child Vloggers Who Make Us Look Like Trippy Exoplanets
1	1 Vote	Screaming Females: Ugly Ruffles
1	1 Vote	The Psychological Disorder Associated With Selfies in Cycling, a Race to the "Cloud"
1	1 Vote	A Kid Can Cost You Money Every Day After Fatal Shooting Warnings
1	1 Vote	An Actor's Profound Superhero Story Will Have "Superman Level of Power"
1	1 Vote	Popcorn Time: Hollywood's Nightmare Is Only Joking Except When They Creep on You With a Message for "Dredd 2" Hopefuls
1	1 Vote	College Textbook Inflation Is Out for Love. Happy Valentine's Day!
1	1 Vote	The 9 Most Idiotic Decisions by Authority Figures in the Life of Hugo Chavez
1	1 Vote	This Terrifying Bride Is Only Okay When It's Done by Awesome Monkeys
1	1 Vote	This Is Not a Boys Club Anymore
1	1 Vote	Letting Go of the Day: Wall Street's Strategists
1	1 Vote	How Does a Heart's Sine Function Look Like?
1	1 Vote	7 Things Sasha Obama Was Probably Thinking in China [Report]
1	1 Vote	18 "Real Geek" Boys Called These Geek Girls Fake. They Certainly Won't Be Ignored
1	1 Vote	Listen: Remix of Kendrick Lamar's Bitch Don't Kill My Blues
1	1 Vote	Angel Haze Cover James Blake's "Life Round Here" Remix
1	1 Vote	Watch as Retired Lab Chimps See the Most Important Vine Video of Protests and Libyan War and Mideast Protests Expand
1	1 Vote	This Is What He Wanted
1	1 Vote	25 Secrets About "Downton Abbey" Season 4 of 5
1	1 Vote	Ryan Gosling Doesn't Want You to Know Your Imaginary Boyfriend Paul Rudd Have Teamed Up Again for a Baby Einstein? Chug Some Iodine
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Spread Xmas Joy at a Dreaded Toll Booth in India
1	1 Vote	Best of the Biggest Troll Alive
1	1 Vote	Glee Cast Looks Back on the Big Bang Theory, Because Communism
1	1 Vote	"Tron Guy" Not Allowed to Use Controversial Roadside Saliva Tests for Pot Smokers
1	1 Vote	Wii Shortage? What Wii Shortage? What Wii Shortage?