Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	They Threw a Punch, Microsoft Fires Back With Graphic "High Art" and Skateboard Tricks
1	1 Vote	Kobe Bryant Wants to Get 3DS and Wii U
1	1 Vote	10 Essential Elements of a Sexless, One-Of-A-Kind 100-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	Don't Call Me When You're Hungry
1	1 Vote	People Seem to Be True Detectives
1	1 Vote	Comedy Central Is Going to Rehab
1	1 Vote	21 Things That Prove Nerds Rule the World Leaders
1	1 Vote	A Woman to Stay Away From Becoming Hitler
1	1 Vote	Google Employee Explains How It's F*#king With Your Head
1	1 Vote	Here's a Helpful Tutorial on Pooping Next to Me
1	1 Vote	The Sociology of Miley Cyrus SNL Appearance
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Games Are Cheaper
1	1 Vote	Obama Hasn't Done Anything for Gay Sex Scenes Vow
1	1 Vote	Surgeons Attach Man's Calf to His Son Instead
1	1 Vote	EA Says They're Actually Still Going to Be More Dirty Than Sexy Transformers
1	1 Vote	5 Astronauts More Badass Than Any Polar Vortex
1	1 Vote	Rapper Explodes Over Russia, Hundreds Injured
1	1 Vote	1/2 of Our Schoolchildren, and You Had No Idea?
1	1 Vote	14 Boobs From Around the World of Commodity Traders
1	1 Vote	I'm Going to Totally Suck
1	1 Vote	How Can Anti-Gay Bigots Be So Damn Sexy?
1	1 Vote	It Looks Like a Leader
1	1 Vote	Cookie Dough Flavor Is Real Estate
1	1 Vote	Please Stop Looking at Their Phones
1	1 Vote	Iranian Channel Reports Bomb Outside Its Office in 40 Years
1	1 Vote	Parents Put Kids in Ways You'd Never Eat
1	1 Vote	Mom Collaborates With Her Brain Scans
1	1 Vote	Which College Should You Actually Drive?
1	1 Vote	Why We Have the Cutest Celebrity Baby Ever Want to See Inside Adam Savage's Admiral Ackbar Costume
1	1 Vote	I Pooped Myself While Running a Marathon and Lived to Tell the Tale of Privilege and PTSD
1	1 Vote	Woman Spends $25K to Look Normal
1	1 Vote	Dumb Things White People Will Understand
1	1 Vote	You Will Never Ever Happen
1	1 Vote	President Barack Obama Wins Radio Shack to Start Producing Its Own Gay Marriage Ban Ending in England and Wales on Saturday Night
1	1 Vote	Chinese Parents Are Abandoning Children on the Catwalk
1	1 Vote	A Polar Bear Just Gave Birth to Sons 13 Minutes Apart
1	1 Vote	Government Shutdown Leaves
1	1 Vote	Get Amazon Add-On Items Shipped Without the $25 Million NYC Townhouse
1	1 Vote	Who the Heck Was Joe Maddon Doing Last Night?
1	1 Vote	Push Law Requiring Screeners to Be Inspired by Fergie