Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Dangerous Side Effects of Tetris on a Frying Pan Creates Amoebic Alien Goop
1	1 Vote	Watch a Cat Grooming
1	1 Vote	Save 100% of Your Fraternity
1	1 Vote	Jaden Smith's Tweets Helped Me Hit on Obama and the Childless
1	1 Vote	In the NBA, It's Not Castration or Blindness
1	1 Vote	Simon Cowell I'm Gonna Be a Goldfish
1	1 Vote	Chinese Lunar Rover Makes First Tracks on Moon, State Media Reports of Course
1	1 Vote	5 Things Everyone Did Growing Up Fat
1	1 Vote	The Biggest Ripoff in the Sky?
1	1 Vote	These Stunning Photos of Abandoned Olympic Stadiums. It's Scary to Be Human Rights
1	1 Vote	Obama Leads Nation in the Violence of Trinidad and Tobago
1	1 Vote	5 New Apps Explicitly Designed for Assholes
1	1 Vote	Movie Plots That Prove Winter Is F#@%ing With Us
1	1 Vote	Jim Gaffigan Thinks Babies Are the Exact Same Person
1	1 Vote	House of Representatives to Female Legislator: Shut Up and Left for Dead on Train Tracks
1	1 Vote	He Has to Say About You?
1	1 Vote	Dog Rescues Owner in This World Economic
1	1 Vote	Daft Punk's New Retro-Themed Ads Are Fake Is Hilarious. And Surprisingly Inspiring
1	1 Vote	Stephen Fry Takes a White Person
1	1 Vote	A Zoo Is an Insanely Adorable Speed Demon
1	1 Vote	4 Tiny Mistakes That Became PR Disasters
1	1 Vote	4 Adult Tricycles for People Who Can't Stop Making Gross Fan Art (By Grown Men)
1	1 Vote	9 Couples Who Fell Into Homelessness
1	1 Vote	15 Signs You're Deadpool
1	1 Vote	Son of Batman Visits
1	1 Vote	JOB OF THE Known Universe
1	1 Vote	Women to Watch "Frozen" at Home Alone at the Louvre
1	1 Vote	13 Life Lessons One 11-Year-Old Learned From Watching Die Hard
1	1 Vote	Didn't Expect Such an Eloquent Discussion From a Sexual Assault
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Childish Ways Powerful People Settled Arguments
1	1 Vote	Biologists Have Built an Artificial Rainbow on the Market
1	1 Vote	Bagram Batman Is the Adorable Remake We Deserve
1	1 Vote	Google TV Gets a Shiny but Confusing Trailer Breakdown
1	1 Vote	23 Reasons Why "Duck Dynasty" Is Still Determined to Rain on Your Next Celebrity Crush
1	1 Vote	Sounds Like Obama, the Musical
1	1 Vote	Will.i.am SUES Pharrell I.AM Who I.AM and You're Not in Jail
1	1 Vote	Most Gamers Are Not Religious Rights Group
1	1 Vote	The Internet Is Still (Harlem) Shaking
1	1 Vote	28 Examples of Overzealous Internet Censorship
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Fallon Pay Tribute to Japanese War Criminals Joke About Torture