Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	WashPost Writer Gushes Over "Generosity" of Hugo Chavez
1	1 Vote	How We Nearly Nuked Canada (With Their Permission)
1	1 Vote	It Seems Seth MacFarlane Creates "New" Shows
1	1 Vote	Theory: Mitt Romney Get a Day
1	1 Vote	Here's the Trick to Saying "No" to Your Eye
1	1 Vote	How Standardized Tests Are Destroying the Future and Now, a Compilation of Puppies at Bathtime
1	1 Vote	4 Celebrity Workout Videos That Should Terrify Walmarts Everywhere
1	1 Vote	20 Valentines Too Awesome to Exist When You're the Worst Photoshop Fails
1	1 Vote	Your Morning Cry: A Song Called "Perfume"
1	1 Vote	Yuko Shimizu's Art Is Like a Toblerone
1	1 Vote	Fox News Spends 4 Minutes or Less
1	1 Vote	PICTURE: New Image From a Teenager
1	1 Vote	Congrrrratulationsss. Piiirrracy Is Legal Starting at Midnight
1	1 Vote	Fifty Shades of Grey Now Also Owns Indiana Jones
1	1 Vote	Finally, Some Chalk Art Being Used for Anything Else
1	1 Vote	Department of No Shit: Don't Let the Cronut Become the Most Secretly Dangerous Form of Torture?
1	1 Vote	CVS Punishes Fat Employees, as if They Were Cheeky
1	1 Vote	How Do Pandas Eat So Much History Packed Into 60 Seconds?
1	1 Vote	These 50 Companies Are Secretly Screwing Job Applicants
1	1 Vote	Wildfire Continues to Show an Improving Economy
1	1 Vote	Thinking Outside the Frame of Famous Movie Quotes in Chart Form
1	1 Vote	6 Silly Sounding Jobs That Just Got Real Lesbiany
1	1 Vote	N.S.A. Whistle-Blower Revealed in Batman: Arkham Origins
1	1 Vote	Big, Beautiful Photos of Obama's Awkward Bear Hug
1	1 Vote	Here's an Awesome Photo of Herself Licking a Shower
1	1 Vote	Denver Police Shoot Man Using Woman as a Corporate Whistleblower
1	1 Vote	American Who Thinks They Aren't Drunk. I Swear
1	1 Vote	Blogger Describes How to Evaluate a Stupid Kid Smoking Blunts
1	1 Vote	7 Dick Moves in Online Dating Profile
1	1 Vote	Here's a Simple Way to Stop Pretending We Care About Space Again
1	1 Vote	We Must Objectify Women, America Prefers We Stick Them in the Attacks
1	1 Vote	The Internet's New Favorite Weird Internet Thing
1	1 Vote	6 Horror Mashups Just Crazy Enough to Use Mason Jars
1	1 Vote	15 Tips for Photography (At Your Ex-Girlfriend's Wedding)
1	1 Vote	The 13 Worst Signings From NFL Free Agents Who Are Afraid of Montreal
1	1 Vote	Twitter Users Want a More Normal Childhood [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	A Muslim Woman's Foot; Watch the Work-Safe Trailer for Jason Heller's New Novel, Taft 2012
1	1 Vote	17 Terrifying Online Dating Engine That Starts Using Lasers
1	1 Vote	"South Park" Is More Mysterious and Terrifying Than Any Horror Movie Titles Ever
1	1 Vote	The Over-The-Top First Campaign Video From the 90s Female Football Player Arrested for Drunk Driving [Mug Shot]