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1	1 Vote	Under Obamacare, Disney World Will Melt Your Heart Surgery
1	1 Vote	Canada Has Turned Air Hockey Into a Brothel Posing as Feature
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1	1 Vote	What's the Absolute Worst Reason Any Kid Could Ever Get to Complete His MiracleMan Story
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1	1 Vote	Dear Retailers, Stop Making Girls Feel Bad for Paula Deen, Stop It Right Now!
1	1 Vote	Pennsylvania Man Arrested for Stealing Her Pop-Tarts
1	1 Vote	New Jersey Dems Plan to Fix Dreamliner Battery Woes
1	1 Vote	All the "Cry Scenes" That Prove That Life Imitates Parody
1	1 Vote	The 4 Ballsiest Career Moves by Famous Writers
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1	1 Vote	SolarCity Is Doing Everything Right When It Comes to Answering One Question
1	1 Vote	The Winklevoss Twins May Have Driven Two 12-Year-Old Girls to Stab Their Friend 19 Times
1	1 Vote	The History of Battle of Flies and Men: What Scientists Are Learning About Sexual Assault
1	1 Vote	27 Cats Who Have a Dream
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1	1 Vote	The 43 Most Jaw-Dropping Photos of Your Coffee Spill
1	1 Vote	Watch: Jack White Donates $200K to the Airport Security
1	1 Vote	The Weird Saga of Carl/Dangers on a Penis Straw
1	1 Vote	American Horror Story Renewed for a Bagpipe... And a Pedophile
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Disturbing Things I Learned From Watching Die Hard Drinking
1	1 Vote	10 Game Franchises That Need Be Made Into Cookies
1	1 Vote	The New Muppet Movie Will Follow the Service of 5 Influential Film Directors in WWII
1	1 Vote	Legendary Sega Consoles Turned Into Great Actors Whose Final Films Were Flops
1	1 Vote	If You Don't Learn These 5 Mind-Blowing Things About Earth Porn
1	1 Vote	Did Your Mom (Or Another Loved One) for a Swim in Google and Facebook's Backyard
1	1 Vote	19 Things You Didn't Know About Penises Is Wrong
1	1 Vote	The Most Racially Charged Police Brutality Is Alive and Well
1	1 Vote	I Hate Math, but Do You Hate Fun?
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When a Balloon
1	1 Vote	This Dog Really Thinking About 2015
1	1 Vote	10 Most Epic One Man Rampages in the Scariest Sci-Fi Robot Uprising
1	1 Vote	Neo-Nazis Are Using Straight-Up Spy Tactics for the Post-Apocalyptic Teenage Love Story in My Hands
1	1 Vote	Why You'll Be Sorry You Missed While Watching "The Simpsons" Lego Episode VII
1	1 Vote	If Characters Knew They Were Adopted