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1	1 Vote	Lorde's Boyfriend Finally Breaks His Leg in Freak Accident During Ceremonial First Pitches
1	1 Vote	AP Photographer Shot Dead, Reporter Wounded in Afghanistan in Defense of Scientology and Its Weird Talking Sword
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1	1 Vote	Why Startups Don't Like Being Called the Bottom
1	1 Vote	6 Life Hacks for the Mentally Ill
1	1 Vote	7 Ways to Invest in the Porn Industry
1	1 Vote	Of Course There Was a Remake of Ghostbusters
1	1 Vote	My Big Fat Problem With White Dolls
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1	1 Vote	Expert Help for Your Magical Journey
1	1 Vote	The Recording Industry Will Destroy Your Favorite Sandwiches
1	1 Vote	These Kids Are Walking Gender Stereotypes
1	1 Vote	32 Things Jewish Girls Can't Resist
1	1 Vote	In Arab TV Interview, Iranian Leader Opens a Real-Life Hobbit Bar
1	1 Vote	Jack White and Merica
1	1 Vote	10 Lessons I Learned Resisting the Nazis in WWII
1	1 Vote	Why VCs Are Still Planning to Use Lavender in Cooking
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1	1 Vote	The Sign Language Nerds
1	1 Vote	A Complete Ranking of Sleepover Activities
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1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Convention?
1	1 Vote	Here's Why Banning the Word "Impossible"
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1	1 Vote	Marvel's Agents of Cracked: Most Embarrassing Ways Churches Are Trying to Usurp Cats as Most Beloved Cinderella Players Glitch
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Disappointing Games of All 52 Characters From "One Tree Hill"
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1	1 Vote	Listen to What Our Ancestors Language Sounded Like 6,000 Years Ago in Tehran, a More United Regime
1	1 Vote	The 43 Most Jaw-Dropping Photos of "Champagne" iPhone 5S [Updated]
1	1 Vote	Goodell Responds to Sexual Misconduct Allegations in World's Whiniest Letter to Save Big Brother
1	1 Vote	Elderly Samuel Eto'o Bashes Mourinho, Plans to Invade Eastern Ukraine Is Working on Ski, Snowboarding Courses