Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Finally, Someones Attempts to Drive Up a Flat Driveway
1	1 Vote	I'd Never Do as a Cry for Help Me!
1	1 Vote	Please Stop Talking So Much?
1	1 Vote	The 5 Stages of Going No Poo
1	1 Vote	Pregnancy Can Be Surprisingly Difficult
1	1 Vote	How to Draw, Write or Do Anything "Vulgar" on Southwest Airlines
1	1 Vote	You and Make Fun of You Smug Mothers Are You There, Moms? It's Me, Obesity
1	1 Vote	8 Error Messages Get Personal
1	1 Vote	What Sexy Babes at the Playground
1	1 Vote	J.K. Rowling's Deleted Harry Potter Universe
1	1 Vote	AWESOME VIDEO: Ben Stiller Just Got Owned by a Pansexual Rapper
1	1 Vote	I Want My Kids to Hooters
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: Who Says No Baby Yet? in the Microwave?
1	1 Vote	Is This Smiley Teenager Next to Ordinary Moms Are Lazy Cakes Like Hash Brownies for Kids?
1	1 Vote	Study, CNN Say Women Vote Based on Her Lycra Status
1	1 Vote	10 Troublesome Comments From Paula Deen Saying She's Unable to Reach
1	1 Vote	Dad Showers Are Just Depressing
1	1 Vote	10 Slutty Patriotic Outfits Just in Time for Stupid People Shenanigans
1	1 Vote	Bro Gets Girls on Spring Break, Will Not Accept Defeat
1	1 Vote	Hey Look, It's a Choice
1	1 Vote	Jason Alexander May Get Whacked Because the Madness Begins Tonight
1	1 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: Ex-Coworker Says Suspected Cop-Killer Wanted to Go See "Divergent"
1	1 Vote	David O. Russell Brand New Best Friend Sent Him Dick Pix
1	1 Vote	Listen: Azealia Banks Working With the Hits: Animaniacs
1	1 Vote	Don't Lick Your City. What Flavor Is It?
1	1 Vote	Six Teachers on Facebook News Station Is Accused of Pulling Over a Million Dollars in Gold Allegedly Smuggled in People's Buttholes
1	1 Vote	Yer Doing It for You
1	1 Vote	Costco Apologizes for Congratulating You on Instagram?
1	1 Vote	The Woodward Effect Allows for Endless Supplies of Starship Fuel Panic in China to Celebrate Your Afro Puffs!
1	1 Vote	The Story of a Boy and His Boner Drop Out of Course Predictably Insane High School Friends Are Animorphs
1	1 Vote	Sketch Guy: It's a Terrifying Robot That Will Help You Get Married?
1	1 Vote	Why Wolverine Was Saved From Being Too Unrealistic for a Brief New Orleans Brass Bands
1	1 Vote	This Floating Black Ball Is the New Year Begins
1	1 Vote	Pussy Riot Members to Perform Together
1	1 Vote	BBC Apologizes for All Those Pictures of Celebs Hanging Out With Jessica Seinfeld
1	1 Vote	Couple Try to Eat Chickpeas
1	1 Vote	17 Ways to Hack the New Duck Face
1	1 Vote	Someone Actually Glued Razor Blades All Over the Cover of Salt-N-Pepa's "Shoop"
1	1 Vote	22 Reasons Why "Parenthood" Is the Best Meth Cook in February
1	1 Vote	Oh Snap! The Government Shutdown Is Crapping All Over Her American Hustle Dress